The People's Cube - Political Satire

Explosive Devices Found Near Eugene Police Department – Antifa Suspected



Outside there's a padded cell waiting
Outside this radical equality stew
Knocked down by armed firebreathers
Inside the local middle school

THEY! Says to ‘Smash Patriarchy'
THEY! Knows THEY!'s dirty balls hang
Outside THEY!'s padded cell's waiting
Take THEY! away to Funny Farm Plains
No need to wait too long
THEY! shouldn't wait too long

Here comes your Ma'am
Here comes your Ma'am
Here comes your Ma'am

Brain grip gets the padded cell moving
Brain grip for a land that's falling down
Radical equality makes crazy “Not Crazy”
The big, BIG LIE has broke THEY!'s crown
THEY!'s been waiting too long
THEY! shouldn't wait too long

Here comes your Ma'am
Here comes your Ma'am
Here comes your Ma'am
Here comes your Ma'am

THEY!'s been waiting too long

Well, my look is very messy and there's whiskers on my chin
And I'm all hung up on gaming, and I always play to win
I ain't got no time for lovin' 'cause no gamers call me up
Just sittin' 'round creatin' many genders kind of stuff

Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so
Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so

Well, since I had my choice of genders I would rather be with cats
All engrossed by mental illness showin' where my mind is at,
And then dressing like a pretty girl shows my delusions see
I'm pretending that you're drawn to really ugly chicks like me

Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so
Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so

It's hard to keep this image while suspending both my balls
And my penis squeezed between my legs you don't want to know
Folks imagine I'm not normal and my mind is really blown
And the ongoing deal picking toliets really getting old

Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so
Well, I'm a Ma'am, yes I am, and I can't help but tell you so

Oh yeah ... Oh yeah
Everythang .. everythang gonna be deranged this evening

Now when I was a young tran
At the age of six
My momma told I was gonna be
A sexual Bolshevik
But now I'm a ma'am
Way past the a toddler's age
I want you to believe me, Buddy
I spew lots of rage

I'm a ma'am
I spell M ... A, child ... ' ... another A, child ... M
That right-genders ma'am
No S .... I, child ..... R
That means ma'amish dude
I'm a ma'am (Yeah!)
I'm a transitioning ma'am
I'm a ma'am (yeah!) I'm a misgendered at birth raging ma'am
I'm a ma'am (yeah) I'm a foaming gnome
I'm a ma'am (yeah) I'm a Lucy spew ma'am

Browsing at the vid store
Just me and the clerk
You know I might go off, Buddy
Get you canned from work
Ain't that a ma'am (yeah!)
I spell M .... A, child .... ' .... another A child .... M
That represents ma'am
No S .... I, child .... R
That mean ma'amish dude (MA'AM! ... Yeah)
I'm an emotionally stunted ma'am (Ma'am!)
I'm a misgendered at birth raging ma'am (Ma'am!)
I'm a foaming gnome (MA'AM DUDE!)
I'm a Lucy spew ma'am

They call me a dude
So I cant desist
When they dont call me a woman
I shriek and hiss
I think I'll go down
To ol' Gamestop too
I'll pull out my alter ego
That little Jana Twateroo
All you sales clerks
Working at that store
I can melt down on you buddy
For five minutes or more

Aint that a ma'am
I spell M .... A, child .... ' .... another A, child ..... M
That right-genders ma'am
No S .... I, child .... R
That mean ma'amish dude (Ma'am!)
I'm an emotionally stunted ma'am (Ma'am!)
I'm a misgendered at birth ma'am (Ma'am)
I'm a foaming gnome (I'm a Ma'am child!)
I'm a douchey spew ma'am


Unwell, well, well
FURY!! .... FURY!! .... FURY!! .... FURY!!
Don't "Sir" me, don't "Sir" me Child
Don't "Sir" me, don't "Sir" me, don't "Sir" me, Child
Not well,well, well .......