The People's Cube - Political Satire

Your lights are on but no ones home
Your mind is really blown
Your politics, are socialist
Another tweet that shows you're fake
When you speak, your brain leaks
History class shouldn't skip
Your numbers drop, now you seethe
We think you smoked too much weed

You might try posting pictures you in the buff, oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you know
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

Well here's your sign, that you can't read
Your mind's running at short bus speed
Your campaign election crimes
Another slip you're doing time
Slow lane mind, it isn't paved
And Amazon you said depraved
And now the libs left you
And they all run from you

You might try posting pictures you in the buff oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you see
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb

Your lights are on but no ones home
Your mind is really blown
Your politics, are socialist
Another tweet that shows you're fake
You might try posting pictures you in the buff oh yeah
It's closer to the truth, you see
Gonna have to replace her
Gonna have to replace her, this chick's really dumb

You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb
You might well replace her, this chick's really dumb

Comrade Groucho Marxist,

Dumb?? AOC? Dumb? AOC is burning the midnight oil....scratch that...midnight solar panels (midnight sun---everyone's heard of it) in her swank pad memorizing her scripts and constant script rewrites. Is that dumb??? No!! It's not her fault that the script itself is not true...it's what the direktor and producer want and she's working her pert little butt-two-sky off to deliver. The eye strain!! The memory strain!! Is that dumb??? Why it's darn near the effort and hard work of KKKapitalism!!

You might think I'm stupid
Cause I hang ‘round communists
Maybe you think I'm lucky
Cause I've got something to do
And you may think that I'm wild
Inside me is some child

You might think I'm foolish
But I'm the boss of you
You might think I'm crazy
But look who's bossing you

You might think it's hysterical
That I don't know where I'm weak
I think I'm the star of your movie
‘cause communism is so deep
But I think that you're wild
In need of a big Latina smile

You might think I'm foolish
But I'm the boss of you
You might think I'm crazy
But look who's bossing you

And it was hard, so hard to take
Every time you want to escape
But I'm keeping it going till the sun falls down
I'll keep it going


Well you might think I'm not serious
The way I run you down
But somewhere sometimes, when I'm furious
I'll tweet back around
Because I'm a bossy child
And so uniquely styled

You might think I'm foolish
To force communism on you
You might think I'm crazy
I just want to boss you
All I boss is you
All I boss is you

Great Czarina Alexandra's ghost! By the blood of Duchess Anastasia, was it not just three months ago when the Karaoke was deader than Severny Island after the Tsar Bomba blast? Was it not? I seem to recall that, during the Winter Solstice Celebratory period formerly known as Christmas time, I was the only Comrade posting for two months. And there were no ears to hear my plaintive cry, "Whenceforth my beloved Karaoke? Whither my comrades in hooliganism?"

And look at us now. So rejuvenated with the blood of the new Energizer Jackalope Comrade that I am toying with the idea of retiring on the People's Security. Thirty parodies in 7 weeks; when previously there had been only three. A beyond equal development

I am also hearing that if I do decide to become a People's Parasite, I shall be designated a "Hero of the People's Mirth" for my lonely vigil on the ramparts of the karaoke

Comrade Callmelennie,

The People's Revolution against anomie is a constant source of agitation. Why I remember my near 30 years enjoying the daily treatments in the basement of this fine facility in which hearing People's Karaoke being tapped out on the water pipes - we had to "imagine" the soundtrack--and Jackalopelipsky's cleared mind imagined really well ---and how these tunes refreshed the crushed....I mean KKKorected..spirit of nonpersons within the Institution.

Once Jackalopelipsky went full Brazil, the Scientists of KKKorrect Thought realized I had been effectively kkkured. The red flag of insanity has been successful if even when the subject tells the truth no one believes them because all anyone sees is an insane mythical horned rodent who ought to be behind bars. I was then released into the general population of the gulag. Imagine my joy to actually labor in The People's Utopia with all the great criminal hooligans who had refreshed my spirit these past actually 28 years!!

Let's bring the Red Flag to everyone, Comrade Callmelennie. You, Groucho Marxist, El Presidente kept me sane in an insane world. We're just schwinging our shlongs for The People's Cube...because agitation against anomie is our just cause....our ONLY cause!

Your servant hooligan,
Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

Yes, It's always fun in the gulag when new meat arrives there's plentiful rats to share.
Not to mention when the rye bread gets extra moldy the rye bread is aged to perfection. Yes there is much inspiration and hope also brought to us by the most equally educated and almost mythical AOC. It's as though she rose from the lake with shimmering scimitar. She's such a role model for our Government of next Tuesday. Much like therecent bed bug infestation the joy she brings our collective is contagious.



Most equally in Marx


Groucho Marxist

Groucho Marxist wrote:Yes, It's always fun in the gulag when new meat arrives there's plentiful rats to share.
Not to mention when the rye bread gets extra moldy the rye bread is aged to perfection. Yes there is much inspiration and hope also brought to us by the most equally educated and almost mythical AOC. It's as though she rose from the lake with shimmering scimitar. She's such a role model for our Government of next Tuesday. Much like the recent bed bug infestation the joy she brings our collective is contagious.



Most equally in Marx


Groucho Marxist

Most excellent points in the myth and legend that is The People's Utopia. Thanks to my quarter ration of proper molded rye, I can see the flanking red flags snapping on the black locomotive pulling the kar we're not supposed to know anything about...but is discussed around campfires late in the evening as starving and halucinating comrades tell tales of legend in adventures of agitation. The sky is clear blue and those flanking red flags are snapping as this freight train streaks across the horizon towards the Bridge Over the River Potomac. Can you see it, brother???

Give me another piece of bread <squints>

Groucho Marxist wrote:Give me another piece of bread <squints>

I still have the other 2/3 of today's ration...<squints back>I'm pondering my "prog" settings as to how the hallucination reality tv moviescene ends. Should the Bridge Over The River Potomac blow up? Does the Bridge Over The River Potomac even exist??? Is it People's Cubist's driving this Iron Horse Locomotive? Or is this a REAL crazy train??Besides, where we're goin' do we even NEED roads??? My prog settings are all clogged up. You got a gap setter? If so, bring it with you if you wanna enjoy the extra 1/3 ration.I'll let you know when my receiver antlers get some bandwidth to receive new transmission from Laika while I tend my beets.