The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Trump stood accused of co-opting
And Mueller's report had us falling
In the same old groove
The MSM is playing
Spitting out the same HOAX news

It's time to get up, get out
Get out into something new
Time to get up, get out
Out into something new

Adam Schiff still believes this whole fantasy
Rachel Maddow believes Adam Schiff's crazy dreams
The MSM wants to live in Schiff's fantasy
Everybody was leaking these crazy schemes

If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight
If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight
If I was a politician, make sure I was out of limelight
If I was a Mueller, I would want a new life out of sight

The liar man eyes the just man
Denigrates his integrity
The just man eyes the liar man
And wonders ‘bout his duplicity

Adam Schiff still believes this whole fantasy
Rachel Maddow believed Adam Schiff's crazy dreams

If I was the Mueller Team, twenty-five million bucks would be our price
If I was a texter, I'd text for seven days and seven lonely nights
If I was a ‘vestigator, facts would never cross my beat
If I was a leaker, I'd never want to feel the heat
If I was a reporter, I'd sleep with a source to cover my beat, all right
If I was out to coup d'e'tat a President, I'd make attacks on his steady wife
If I was on taxpayer's dime, I'd burn all their money LawFare crazy fight

They are what they are
Yeah, my my friends they are what they are
Their dreams just got popped Yeah, I said now
They tear up ‘cross the tv screen because this news made them blue Yeah, They are what they are
They are at a loss because they bought the Mueller crazy scheme
They put everything in the Mueller fantasy
Everybody wanted to believe this crazy dream

Everybody wanted to believe this crazy dream
Everybody wants the Mueller fantasy
Everybody wanted to believe this crazy dream

Another glorious achievement of socialist labor!

And I don't mean to second-guess this lyricist all the time, but once again, when I saw the title I thought it would be this song by one of my all-time favorite bands. Some of their lines are especially relevant:

- If I were a politician, I could prove that monkeys talk.
- I can be most anything, cause when you got nothin it's all the same.

If Dems keep subpoenaing Mueller's gonna break
If Dems keep subpoenaing Mueller's gonna break
When the Mueller breaks Dems'll have no place to stay
Mean old Mueller taught Nadler to weep and moan
Lord mean old Mueller taught Nadler to weep and moan
Got what it takes to make a saner man stay at home
Oh well, oh well, oh well

Don't it make Dems feel bad
When they're tryin' to bring the narrative home
They don't know which way to go
If polls goin' down South
There's too much work to do,
Like they don't know it's Guantanamo.

Cryin' won't help Dems, prayin' won't do them no good,
Now, cryin' won't help Dems, prayin' won't do them no good,
When the Mueller breaks, Nadler, you got to move.

All last night thought about Mueller and moaned,
All last night thought about Mueller and moaned
Thinkin' ‘bout how this baby's ruined Dem's happy home.

Going, go'n' to Guantanamo,
Go'n' to Guantanamo,
Sorry but law can make you.
Going down, going down now, going down
going down now, going down, going down, going down, going down
Going down, going down now, going down
going down now, going down
going down now, going down
Going d-d-d-d-down
Boo hoo

There's a Lepus who knows
All Swamp critters are trolls
And she's buying the stairway .....

To The People's Hall of Equality!!

(Catchy, yes?)

ahh, Comrade and boon companion of karaoke hooliganism, that is most catchy. It seems extreme weather karaoke blues are appropriate in this crisis of political climate change. Good thing the Swamp Critters Trolls have that Insurance Policy!! Otherwise, it looks like FEMA Camp trailers are in their near future. How's that for The People's Hall of Equality???

With The Mueller cagey about testifying, here Jackalopelipsky was, toilin' away at maybe 5th required service provi job in local beet collective, the Levee Broke in the fracas involving power tools...hear me Best Russian Driver?? it was like a student driver clippin' 120 on icy Russian Road.

The hurdy gurdy machine of Zeppelin blues wound up and ready to grind some gears came on the Karaoke Player and was the only thing savin' Jackalopelipsky's hide and resolve...to persevere for the local beet collective work. See it to to the end...just like Muellar...till it makes us ALL squirm in delight. The Muellar's gonna break...so grind this one on down today Karaoke Hooligans. You know you want to!!

from jackalopelipskyRose to you hard men of justice, with luv.

JackalopelipskyRose,
#BR 549