The People's Cube - Political Satire

Had to have high high hopes for the Virgins
Shooting up the West, so they'll satisfy my urge-ins
West was once on top, now a dhimmitude's emerge-in
Had to have high, high hopes
Had to have high high hopes for the Virgins
Dont know why but was always pretty certain
Muslims be the ones who'd be upsurge-in
Always had high high hopes

Mullah said .. fulfill the Prophet's dream
Our God is greater ... their Christ's a nullity
Damn the West's blasphemy
Back in the day, they governed everything,everything
Mullah said .. burn up their Easter week
Destroy their history
Blight their posterity
Muslimoon victories, everyday

Mullah said, go suit up, it's a bit Koran related
All hopped up, for their love
And I'd hate to keep you waiting

Had to have high, high hopes for Al Houri
Heard it in Qatar, that their eyes are alluring
Need to find a way, cause I haven't lived too purely
Had to have high high hopes
Had to have high high hopes for Al Houri
Dint know how, till I learned it in my schoolin'
I was gonna be the one to act cruelly
Gotta have high, high hopes

Mullah said .. it's uphill for Wahhabis
Former Crusaders .. fell from their apogee
With freaks and their harlotry
They'll never change
They squandered everything, everything

Well open their eyes, we'll open their eyes
Never come down
We'll open their eyes, we'll open their eyes
Never come down

Mullah says, go blow up,it's a little complicated
All wired up, for their love
And I'd hate to keep them waiting

( ......................... Meh! .......................)*


Had to have high, high hopes for the Ummah
Allah is Akbar, and the West will be subsumah-ed
Didn't have a nuke, but we'll send them to their doom-ah
Had to have high high hopes
Had to have high high hopes for the Ummah
Dont know why, since the day I left the womb-ah
I was gonna be the one who makes the boom-ah
Had to have high high hopes

Have to have high high hopes for the Christians
Allah's now Akbar, so no need to do much killing
West was once on top, now it seems they lost their mission
Have to have high high hopes
Have to have high high hopes for the Christians
Dont know why but I knew Allah was willing
They would come to Islam by the millions
Have to have high high hopes

*(Some lines intentionally omitted, because "meh" ... more lame rationalizations forthcoming)

Bowing in absolute dhimmitude to your most equalness, Comrade Al Callmelennie.

Forelock tug, too
Jackalopelipsky

I've always longed for the equality of comrade lennie's spirituality

I omitted an entire 4 line stanza, Comrades, because it was basically one of those parodic black holes that you find from time to time that sucks in all attempts at substitution with no possibility of humorous emissions --- whatever the 'eff that means

So I just said "Farouq it; I'm too old for this Shi'ite. And if you dont like it, Sunni."