The People's Cube - Political Satire

Let us take a momentary respite from the sowing of the seeds for the August beet harvest, Comrades, to celebrate the triumph of the Starkensian gynocracry and the installation of the bastardivist, dwarfist Branarchy ..... which was only made possible by the defeat of the incestuonormative, de-gendered, pigmentophobic matriarchofascism of Cersei Lannister and Danaerys Targaryan.



Stark Clan, Stark Clan uber alles
Uber alle die Koeningreich
Was uns nicht umbricht tut macht uns
Starker als die Lann'ster schweine
Von die Wald bis an die Necken
Won die West bis Schmalen Sie
Starken Starken uber alles
Uber alle Westeros

Starken madchen, Stark bastarden
Starken bier, und Starken hund
Zurruckkommen in diie Welt
Zurruckgeben Nordische Bund
Und zur rache tut begeistern
Gegen schweinfleische Walderhund
Starken madchen, Stark bastarden
Starken bier und Starken hund

Einingkeit und Rache und Fruhling
Fur das Nordische Starkenbund
Dannach lasst und alles streben
Bringt uns durch den Winter drang
Einingkeit und Rache und Fruhling
Macht uns starker andere clan
Bluhe in neugefunden gluches
Bluhe, Nordische Starkerland

I suppose a translation would be helpful, would it not, Comrades

Stark clan, Stark clan over everyone
Everyone in The Kingdom
What does not kill shall make us
Stronger than the Lannister pigs
From the Wall to the Neck*
From the West to the Narrow Sea
Stark clan, Stark clan over all
Over all in Westeros

Stark maidens and Stark bastards
Stark ale and Stark direwolves
Shall return us to the world
Shall restore the Northern bond
And inspire us to acts of vengeance
Against the porcine Walder dogs
Stark maidens and Stark bastards
Stark ale and Stark direwolves

Unity and Revenge and Springtime
For the Northern land of Starks
Towards these let us strive
Bring us through the wintry strife
Unity and Revenge and Springtime
Makes us stronger than other clans
Flourish in the new-found fortune
Flourish Northern Starkish land

*Isthmus that separates the North from rest of Westeros

Sounds so safe for jackalopes and other innocent critters...sigh...sort of like Bambi movie before evil Orange Man took care of Bambi's parents. A fantasy world at peace with the earff for all non Orange Man creatures.

Four out of 10 people can't be wrong.Jackalopelipsky

PROGG OFF: I may or may not share the same last name as one of the Great Houses of Westeros, which may or may not explain my motivation here

This being or not being the case, guess which name that might be. Helpful hint -- it ain't the name of the clan with the "hush hush" genealogy and the obnoxious midget