The People's Cube - Political Satire

**5/21/2019, 7:04 pm**

It's so plain --- I spied
With all us in the shadows
Comey, Brennan Man! We're screwed!
I'm a plant, you bet, to get in your Gov'
To get in your Gov'

Look, I spied world-wide
The scheme was stop Trump's Mojo
We were miffed, we tried a Coup
But, Trump won't forget
Heaven help my butt
Heaven help our butts

Con! I was all a Con
As we carried on, Commie stuff remembered

Look, I spied world-wide
The scheme was stop Trump's Mojo
We were miffed, we tried a Coup
Won't forget, you can bet
Trump'll get our butts

Con! We were all a Con!
As we carried on, Commie stuff remembered

It's so plain --- I spied
With all us in the shadows
Comey, Bren-nan Man! We're screwed!
I'm a plant, oh you bet, what I did 'gainst Gov'
Kiss Obama Bye!
Kiss Obama Bye!

**5/25/2019, 6:55 pm**

Swamp Creature (wa WAA WAAH!)
He's the man, the man with FBI-ish links
This guy's stuff stinks
Such a Marx leecher (wa WAA WAA)
Beckons you to broadcast his cache of leaks
But just dont peek

Poisoned words he will type to declare
That he thinks that there's just nothing there
For a Marxist girl knows what's amiss here
It's the text of DEATH
From Mistah .. Swamp Creature (wa WAA WAAAH!)
Pretty Page, beware of this Strzok-er punk
This Strzok's The Swamp

Poisoned words he will text to your phone
Now you'll reap the whirwind you've sown
For a Swampish girl knows what the gist is
It's the text of DEATH from Mistah ... Swamp Creature
Pretty Page, beware of this Strzokish troll
He'll leave you cold

He lives for the Swamp
Trolls for Swamp
He's the Swamp
He swims in the Swamp
Just the Swamp

Of the SWA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AMP!!!!!

**5/26/2019, 2:44 pm**

Bravo, My dear Comrade Callmelennie! "Swamp Creature (wa WAA WAAH!)" :D

Here, hold my Latte, er, rat, er beer ... ... ... I'll be back later ... ... ...

**5/26/2019, 7:32 pm**

"This Genius Doesn't Miss"

Where are the lawless and depraved?
Will they still haunt me to my grave?
Leaks spoken like a sieve
To shackle. Positive - now

There Comey - Clapper - harmed and trolled
They tried to keep me pi-geonholed
Their evil database
A fact I have to trace now ---

How long do our laws stay broken?
How long has their reign been sanctioned?
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

Apart - likelihood they will all sing
Trump knows that their dirt's never ending
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

There's only so much you forgive
Only a fool forgets a shiv (in the back)
A Hill'ry Dossier
This 'Cast' we'll put away - now

How long do our laws stay broken?
How long has their reign been sanctioned?
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

Apart - likelihood they will all sing
Trump knows that their dirt's never ending
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

I'll settle the score
So fess up to your sins - Press
Before you make your move
Think of the consequences

How long do our laws stay broken?
How long has their reign been sanctioned?
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

Apart - likelihood they will all sing
Trump knows that their dirt's never ending
This Genius doesn't miss
O's covert Coup and Spies
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

No good. Corrupt World-Wide
No good. Corrupt World-Wide

**5/27/2019, 7:40 am**

Oh my!! Shirley belts the Swamp Creatures (wa WAA WAAH!) like an ice cold Slapping Incident. Sort of like a wallop from Pinkie's Shovel. Let's all mix up a pitcher and toast our heroes this Memorial Day. Well done, comrades, well done!

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

**5/27/2019, 11:28 am**

Nothing to see here, Comrades. Apparently, cyber-hooligans from the forces of patriarchofascist cryptoreaction attempted to disrupt my post by forcing a premature posting of a small girl being enveloped by a thermonuclear explosion.

Proceed immediately to the next video of aforereferenced child

**5/27/2019, 11:28 am**

Your boundless energy, My Dearest Energizer Jackalope Comrade, has motivated another rendition of Comrade Shriley Bassey's most nuanced hit; this time in tribute to the measured response of the Inner Party to the challenge posed by wrongthinker Emmanuel Goldwaterstein

Goldwater! (wa WAAH waah!)*
He's the man, the man with the right wing touch
That landslide touch
Such a warm daughter (wa WAAH waah!)
Makes you think extremism is a vice
So do think twice

"Cautioned" words he will pour in your ear
But that countdown reprised all your fear
For a GOP knew when they saw it
It's the ad of DEATH! ...
For Meestah .. Goldwater (wa WAAH waah!)

GOP .. beware of the right wing scold
Or you'll get rolled

"Cautioned" words he will pour in your ear
But his wrath will kill all you hold DEAR!
Like that little girl picking that daisy
In the ad of DEATH!
Of Meestah .. Goldwater (wa WAAH waah)

Little girl, beware of this hard core kook
This kook loves nukes (da da daa da)
He loves only nukes (da da daa da)
Only nukes (da da daa da)
He loves nukes (da da daa da)
He loves only nukes (da da daa da)
Only nukes

He loves NU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UKES!!!!

*(Normally I shy away from vocalizing over-the-top trumpet riffs. But, seeing as how the Komradina has manifested bemusement for such ......)

**5/28/2019, 10:46 am**

Ahhh, my dear Comrade Callmelennie, you remind us once again of those glorious, halcyon days of bliss --- in which the camera caught that marvelous wink with LBJ behind Jackie's back --- on the plane carrying her husbands body...

**5/28/2019, 10:55 am**

And who could forget LBJ's loving-kindness...demonstrated by his penchant for lifting his beloved dogs up by their ears. Yes, this country was so much better off without that scoundrel, Goldwater.

**5/28/2019, 3:31 pm**

Callmelennie, Jackalopelipsky sings 'George Soros' (wa WAAH waah!)* and Jackalopelipsky agrees the (wa WAAH waah!)* IS completely necessary. But, is George Soros Goldfinger or Ernst Stavro Blofeld? More dvd watching and beet flavored popcorn required.

And yes, Googie, those were some days. Just all sunlight and happiness covering swamp leviathan shenanigans below the surface.

Jackalopelipsky