The People's Cube - Political Satire

Chick-fil-A
All my troubles caused by Chick-fil-A
Because someone said they're anti-gay

Oh I protest at Chick-fil-A

Oh subtlety
I'm just half the gay I used to be
There's waffle fries eaten over me

Chick-fil-A fame given free

Why we have to go
Now we know, they're so anti-gay
They think gay's so wrong
So I protest Chick-fil-A

Chick-fil-A
They hate chickens that are so gay
Now I need safe place to hide away

I protest at Chick-fil-A

Why we have to go
Now we know, they're so anti-gay
They think gay's so wrong
So I protest Chick-fil-A

Chick-fil-A

They hate chickens that are so gay
Now order sandwich to take away
I protest at Chick-fil-A
Mmmmmmm Mmmmm

Groucho Marxist wrote:

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Are these Anti Chick-fil-a Protestors a branch of The 12 Monkeys?

Wait to dine in a mile long line
Our backs have been pushed to the wall
If this goes on, our freedom's gone
Seized by a Marxist cabal

All the while, the good folks smile
To pass the time away
I can see, they agree withme
As I hear them say

HEY! You got to dine at Chik-Fil-A
HEY! You got to dine at Chik-Fil-A

Why these guys even try
They cant ever win
Spewing phlegm for Christian stand
Worse than Ho Chi Minh

Why did they start this fray
Their lord is in Beijing
Go fall down, you Marxist clowns
Hear us as we sing

HEY! You got designs on Chik-Fil-A
HEY! That's why we dine at Chik-Fil-A

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