The People's Cube - Political Satire

Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike
Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike


Have you heard about the new Dem craze
Listen to us, I'm sure you'll be amazed
Big Hoax to be played on everyone
Hoaxed up to you, it surely can be done

DNC are hoaxing it, we're told
Just one try, and you too will be sold
Trump's call, Dems Freak, been hoaxing us night and day
Ukraine says, “We'll show Trump their way”

Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike

Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike

All Hill's pressure put Bern down
Has Dems heads spinning all around
Feels like c'ruption, deep inside
Ukraine along and maybe they'll do time

Heady days of stompin' out Bernie's ploy
Now Dems freak, oh what a joy
Just hoax on down, there's no report
And find some loot at your front door


Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike


Dems freak
I said freak
Dems freak


All Hill's pressure held Bern down
Now Dems heads spinning all around
Feels like c'ruption, deep inside
Ukraine along and maybe they'll do time

Heady days of stompin' out Bernie's ploy
Now Dems freak, oh what a joy
Just hoax on down, there's no report
And find some loot at your front door

CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike

Ah, CrowdStrike
Dems freak, c'est chic
CrowdStrike

Go Comrade, Soul Comrade, Go Comrade, Flow Comrade
Go Comrade, Soul Comrade, Go Comrade, Flow Comrade
We met Comrade 'Ski down at old Kareok'
Strutting her stuff on the Cube
We said, "Hey there, 'Ski, you want equality"

Lipsky, Lipsky ya ya equal
Lipsky, Lipsky way down here
Lope-ah Hooligana, ya ya
Equal Lipsky Hooligan!

That's like the nicest thing e.v.a.h.

There was a K-Mart Blue Light Special on Hooligan Karaoke Kits, so 'pelipsky got fully stocked. You just never know these days of rapid political climate change.

jackalopelipsky wrote:That's like the nicest thing e.v.a.h.

There was a K-Mart Blue Light Special on Hooligan Karaoke Kits, so 'pelipsky got fully stocked. You just never know these days of rapid political climate change.

Usually a moldy crust of rye bread does the trick for me