10/14/2019, 1:38 pm
Shep made his living off the evening news
Just told us something-something Left can use
People love it when Right lose,
Shep spun dirty laundry
Well, Shep woulda been an actor, but he wound up here
Shep just had to look good, Shep didn't have to be clear
Come and whisper in Shep's ear
Fed us dirty laundry
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us all around
Shep's just a bubble-headed-bleached-blond
Shep came on at five
Shep could tell us 'bout fake phone call with a gleam in his eye
Not interesting when Shepherd lied
Fed us dirty laundry
Can we edit whole transcription?
Isn't Trump dead yet?
You know, the boys in the newsroom got a running bet
Keep Guliani off the set!
Shep spread dirty laundry
Shep didn't really need to find out what's going on
Shep didn't really want to know just how far out he's gone
Just leave Napalitano alone
Eat this dirty laundry
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us till we're stiff
Kicked us all around
Dirty little Marxist
Dirty little lies
Shep poked his dirty little fingers in America's eye
We'd love to cut Shep down to size
We hate dirty laundry
Shep canned for "The Innuendo"
We can dance and sing
When it's said and done Shep hasn't learned a damn thing
Shep just knows that crap is king
Gave us dirty laundry!
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
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Kicked us when we're down
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Kicked us when we're down
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Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down
Kicked us when we're up
Kicked us when we're down