The People's Cube - Political Satire

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From Simon & Garfunkel's "The FBI Graduate Album"
Excerpts of Strzok and Page's FBI phone texting transcripts, set to medieval music


Are they taking Joe Scarborough's dare --
Nadler, Schiff, Pelosi and Fudge?
Remember facts they'll need to get there
Absent those, Trump's not gonna budge.

Have MI-6 put a bug in Don's shirt.
Pete Strzok's rage is driving this line.
However it seems, our scheming may work
Then Trump will be a past Pres of thine.

Tell them to weave it as insurance Plan B
Said McCabe, Jim Comey that time
Steele gathered it all in a dossier of wowers
Said Strzok to Page 'you're a true love of mine'.

Have the press splash it in yonder op-ed
Spiced with sage, rosemary and thyme
Where fairness ne'er sprung and the truth's all but dead
Then Lisa she'll be a true love of mine

Have Biden find me Ukrainian land
Rich in gas and sweet crude 'neath lime
Between the sea foam and over the sand
And then you'll be a true love of mine

Promote a storyline with the lure of a scam
Lisa Page, and Rosemary Klein
Then sow some stories from north of the dam
Thus Trump will reap bad rumors of thine

Tell her to spice it with a lot of leather
Set the stage, with Mary and Blythe
Witnesseth all by Stormy's sister named Heather
And Trump will be a past Pres of mine

If she tells me she can't, I'll simply reply
Lisa Page tell Mary and Blythe
And let me know that at least they will try
To make 45 a past POTUS of mine

Love imposes impossible tasks
from McCabe, John Brennan this time
Though not more than any heart asks
For I must know you're a true love of mine

Dear, when thou has finished thy task
Lisa Page, with Mary and Blythe
Come to me, my hand for to ask
For thou then art a true love of mine

I humbly bow to your equality

'pelipsky tremblin' forelock tug from behind Mass Hooligan of Karaoke, Groucho Marxist. Equality of Outcome Brilliance, Red Square. pelipsky is but a dumb beast.

Humble suggestion from this most unequal one to "Pyerviy Tobarisch" -- Comrade of all Comrades

Place the Canticle (spoken) verses in parantheses (like this, ;-D) That will make it easier to follow the parody; otherwise the reader can get lost

URGENT UPDATE: This impudent and most unequal one spoke too quickly. The First Comrade did not do the canticle. It only appeared at first glance that he did so -- because of the mind boggling length of his glorious work. Actually he did twice as many verses as the original

I unreservedly and enthusiastically denounce myself for my presumptuous rush to "correct" He Who Needs No Correction

Exceedingly equal.

The lede image iis now a featured cartoon at the American Thinker.

https://www.americanthinker.com/cartoon ... _1_40.html

On a related note, this Tweet deserves to be displayed in a memeseum.

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Are you going to Scarborough's fair

fake press sage grows weary in time..."

Comrade Chalupa is most appreciative of Failbook recognition.

My Dear Comrade, the Excellent Red Square, exquisite song and lyrics.