10/30/2019, 3:05 pm
JackalopelipskyRose just can't stay out of the Karaoke Cake Hooliganism batter.
This is a mighty TPC™ Shout Out for Lindsey Graham and his Justice Committee Chair.
Launching MAGA thoughts into the molding of Graham's spine
You speeched ‘bout Ukraine crime but it's your committee you must find
Schifft's scheming hoax impeachment with an icepick smile
House's Hoaxsh*t fills our feathers can you feel our passions fly
Call those Ukraine Men on your carpet for your clan
Till you can feel their fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands
And our woofers'll keep reporting and the tweeters spread the word
Those horn-rimmed glasses w'd look so ‘square' beneath your curls
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
You're not just a politician who is practicing a speech
This is Racing, Get to Pacing, don't be sleeping on this Bench
As our sky begins to darken and flag waves begin to roll
Can you feel our oceans rising cause Dems losing all control
And meanwhile back at your Committee Lounge
It is past O'Dark:30 wake your staff and get on down
Start supplying Senate Committee, make them feel FEAR.
WE'RE wondering where you went to when you told us you'd be here
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much, so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
So much, so much time
This is a mighty TPC™ Shout Out for Lindsey Graham and his Justice Committee Chair.
Launching MAGA thoughts into the molding of Graham's spine
You speeched ‘bout Ukraine crime but it's your committee you must find
Schifft's scheming hoax impeachment with an icepick smile
House's Hoaxsh*t fills our feathers can you feel our passions fly
Call those Ukraine Men on your carpet for your clan
Till you can feel their fatty tissues giving way to sweaty hands
And our woofers'll keep reporting and the tweeters spread the word
Those horn-rimmed glasses w'd look so ‘square' beneath your curls
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
You're not just a politician who is practicing a speech
This is Racing, Get to Pacing, don't be sleeping on this Bench
As our sky begins to darken and flag waves begin to roll
Can you feel our oceans rising cause Dems losing all control
And meanwhile back at your Committee Lounge
It is past O'Dark:30 wake your staff and get on down
Start supplying Senate Committee, make them feel FEAR.
WE'RE wondering where you went to when you told us you'd be here
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much, so much time
Lindsey's wasting so much time
So much, so much time