The People's Cube - Political Satire

Yes, dear Karaoke Hooligans, Aunt 'pelipsky's been whippin' up some Karaoke Cake for the Karaoke Hooligan Squad to hum while tending your beets.




Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a liar
Schiff doesn't care just as long as impeach's coming in

Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a liar
Dems laugh they made money
Schiff's just a fake watch
Schiff's got to suppress and stealthy attests
That bounce on Schiff's Lying Impeachment Show Trial

Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a good man
Schiff doesn't care just as long as Schiff still has Dem friends

Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a liar
Dems laugh, they made money
He's just a Fake Watch
Schiff's got to suppress and stealthy attests
That bounce on Schiff's Lying Impeachment Show Trial

Schiff's got a serrated edge
That Schiff moves back and forth
It's such a LawFare machine
Schiff doesn't have to use force
When Schiff gets what Schiff wants
Schiff puts the rest of hearsay in a ziplocked bag

Schiff's got a serrated edge
That Schiff moves back and forth
It's such a LawFare machine
Schiff doesn't have to use force
When Schiff gets what Schiff wants
Schiff puts the rest of hearsay in a ziplocked bag
...in the freezer

Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a liar
Schiff doesn't care just as long as impeach's coming in
Alright, here it comes, here it comes...

Schiff doesn't care whether or not he's a liar
Dems laugh, they made money
He's just a fake watch
Schiff's got to suppress and stealthy attests
That bounce on Schiff's Lying Impeachment Show Trial

Didn't really want to do this, Comradienne 'pelipsky. Am merely following the directive of Higher Karaoke Authority holder, Twonie Marionette, who directivated:

They want "Cake"? Let them hear "Bread"



If a whistle blows a 1000 times
Then why cant we blow yours
This spook will never show
For reasons we all know

If a Schif can squelch a million votes
Then what are we to do
There's no crime here to view
And no accuser too

And when our lust for a fight is running high
You come and bore the hell (out) of me

If a man could have two faces at one time
It'd be this puke
Innuendo and hearsay
That's just the Schif-head's way

If the House wont stop devolving
We can kiss our home good bye
They're successful with their coup
But what will then ensue?

Then one by one the other shoes will drop
Then you and I will simply break away

The mold on that bread was an extra bonus.

forelock bump,
'pelipsky