The People's Cube - Political Satire

He's the most blunderful guy you can hear
With kids from him repelling
And media telling he's all we got here
He's the most blunderful guy you can hear

He's slap-happiest no reason at all
At those liberal meetings with trans pronoun greetings
No one shows at all
He's slap-happiest no reason at all

His brain clearly is coasting
Feigned memories boasting
And Coal miners they have to go

He'll tell scary Trump stories
And tales of the glories of
What never happened, we know

He's the most blunderful guy you can hear
There was much Quid Pro Quoing
And Ukraine Cash flowing
To Hunter so so near
He's the most blunderful guy you can hear

The coal miners learn coding
Breadlines will be forming
And fossil fuels they gotta go

He'll tell scary Trump stories
And tales of the glories of
What never happened, we know
He's the most blunderful guy you can hear

There was much Quid Pro Quoing
And Ukraine Cash flowing
To Hunter so so near
He's the most blunderful guy

Yes, he's the most blunderful guy

He's the most blunderful guy.......... you can hear

Oh great Mass Hooligan of Karaoke,

iffins Biden is the most blunderful guy we can hear --- then what does that say about those journalists reporting that he's got the right stuff to be World Leader?

Like...how blunderful is t.h.a.t.? Surely we have achieved the Glorious World of Next Tuesday and can plant the flag of discovery and conquerization.

forelock tug to your Mass Hooliganista self,
'pelipsky

In my wholly undeserved and unequal pride for my recent hooliganism, I have utterly failed to appreciate the equality of the Comrade Director

No need to denounce me. I have already self reported to the guards and eagerly await the all too necessary corrective truncheoning.