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Man Who Assaulted and Spit on Trump Supporter at Florida Restaurant Sentenced to 90 Days in Jail

Roll some tape
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Ninety days in the hole
Ajple doin' that one


90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole

All right all right all right all right, yeah

Florida scene, talkin' 'bout Trump Communists
A clean lit room and a crazy Prog loon
Give us some relief, come on

Trump Communists, it had Matt tweaked to his knees
Spit some dust now he got some Fuzz on
You know it's hard to believe

90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole

That's what they give him

90 days in the hole

I know

Matthias down, we'rm tellin' you, we can sure smack you down
Took this im'grant whore down a County Court floor
He's got his head spinnin' round

If you spit on Trump hat, well there's a new highway code
Matt pays the legal fees for some Court with sentence
It's gonna lighten Matt's load

90 days in the hole

That's what they give Matt now

90 days in the hole

Oh, yeah

00 days in the hole

All right, all right

90 days in the hole

What Matt's doin' boys
Matt's here for 90 days
Get, get, get your green card cut
Or cut out your ways

Red MAGA Hat, it got Matt tweaked to his knees
Gonna act communist what you got busted on
You know not so hard believe

Matthias down we sure smacked you down
Took this im'grant whore down a County Court floor
We know Matt's jailhouse-bound

90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole

Oh, yeah

90 days in the hole
90 days, 90 days in the hole

90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole
90 days in the hole

A clean lit room and a crazy prog loon
(They go together like a horse and carriage, EOFL*)

Extra apportioning of equality for that first line, Comradienne

*(Equal Opportunity For Laughter)

Most equal laughter is a Martha Stewart Good Thing™, isn't it, oh great glib Karaoke Hooliganiator?

See, Matthias came on radar screen as a source to be mined for FULL TPC™ Treatment when he stepped forward for Comrade Stierlitz's most generous offer to sign up to Get Into Gulag Free.

'pelipsky isn't sure if Matthias is now chunneled for full Gulag Prison Treatment with constant repeat 90 Days in the hole until his mind is free but his body is toast, or not...but his green card could be cut.

forelock tug,
Aunt 'pelipsky
Russian Agent,
with love xxx