1/30/2020, 8:23 pm
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends
We're so glad we could offend come inside come inside
There behind the glass stands a real bug eyed ass
Be careful what they pass move along move along
Come inside the show's about to start guaranteed to blow your vote apart
Rest assured they'll get your money's worth fakest show in Heaven Hell or Earth
You've got to see the show! It's a lumpy ho !!
You've got to see the show! It's shock and troll !! Oh!!
Right before your eyes we pull rumors from the skies
Schiffee laughs until he cries then he spies then he snides
Come inside the snow's about to start guaranteed to blow us all apart
You've got to see the show! It's a Chucky Schmoe!!
You've got to see the show! It's a mocking foe!! Oh!!
Soon the Gavel Queen in a haze of Grenadine
Will perform her guillotine! Though obscene what a scene
Next upon the stand will you please extend a hand
To Johnny Bolton's Sad Time Band Dixieland Pixieland
Roll up roll up roll up !! See the show!!
Performing in their stool we've a sight to make progs drool
Seven squad girls and a mule Hate the Jews!! Hate the Jews!!
We would like it to be known the exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own all our own all home grown
Come and see the show!! Come and see the show!!
Come and see the show!! See the show!!