The People's Cube - Political Satire

Senator Chris Dodd D., Conn., Countrywide CEO Angelo Mozilo, Senator Kent Conrad D., N.D.

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Sung By Angelo Mozilo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIrhcOIYfA8

Well I was rollin' down the road with a bailout bill,
I had Fannie Mae in the back, and politicians at the wheel
We're going to the senate in the middle of the night
We was laughing and I'm jokin' and we feelin' alright.
Oh I'm bad, I'm Countrywide
Yes I'm bad, I'm Countrywide

Easin' down the beltway in a new cadillac,
I had Chris Dodd in front, I had Kent Conrad in the back.
They sportin' new addresses, bought with VIP loans,
They smokin' fine cigars, got ACORN on the phone
Welcome back, we're Countrywide
Yeah we bad, we're Countrywide

Well I was movin' down the road quid-pro-quo,
Screwed the taxpayers for 300 billion in dough.
With my new york brim and my gold tooth displayed,
Nobody give me trouble cause they know I got it made
I'm bad, I'm Countrywide

Girl I'm bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, I'm Countrywide

Congress and the Countrywide Scandal

I'm sick of those damn Countrywide ads. Especially with the ones that have that guy who looks like Non-Person K in them.

Comrades,

I am exploited in a distant land beyond the borders of the Great Exploiter, so I have difficulty relating to this, not least because I don't pay for international television service since Noam Chomsky enlightened me.