3/7/2020, 5:02 pm
“Biden in the Hall"
I keep hearing you're concerned about my forgetfulness
But all that talk you're giving me is nonsense, I guess
If I were walking in your shoes I wouldn't worry none
While you and all Dems are worrying about me, I'm having lots of fun
Counting voters in the hall, it may seem a bit too small
Play town halls until the dawn to a crowd of fifty one
Hold campaign events while watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me… I'm going to lose
Last night I told some tall tales, forgot I was in what town
As long as I have Jill it's hard to slow Ol' Joe Biden down
So please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doing fine
You can always find me here smiling crazy all the time
Bang their heads against the wall, every time I start to talk
Campaign until the dawn to a crowd of fifty-one
Smoking cigarettes while praying… I can just get through
But don't tell them… I can't find my shoe
It's good to see you, I must go, before I forget my lines
Anyway, my eyes are tired from all these lights
And my goal to win a state... is now complete
So I must go back to my room and get 14 hours sleep
Counting voters in the hall, it may seem a bit too small
Play town halls until the dawn to a crowd of fifty one
Hold campaign events while watching Captain Kangaroo
Now don't tell me… I'm going to lose
Now don't tell me… I'm going to lose