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Did Joe Biden Plagiarize His Story about the Suffering Mother? — The Same Story Was Written Up in the Oregonian Last Week




And Mom's phone it sat beside her
But Mom's arm won't reach around
So Mom looked out the window
And Joe stoked CoVid around

This was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say
Orange Man Joe felt denied her
Was two thousand miles away

Joe just sang Press pick up and fiddle
And play this news afar
To grind useful scare crisis
Enhance Left, where Press are

Hey, hey

She was a CoVid girl from nowhere
With a smile all sweet with pain
And Joe never stopped to wonder
If Joe'd see her again

It was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say
That man that she was looking for
Was only twenty votes away

Joe just sang Press pick up and fiddle
And play this news afar
To grind useful scare crisis
Enhance Left, where Press are

And the press it just keeps saying
Chris Wallace came wading in
Will Chris never stop to wonder
If he would fly again

It was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say
Trump, he was behind this
Was two thousand miles away

Joe just sang Press pick up and fiddle
And play this news afar
To grind useful scare crisis
Enhance Left where Press are
Hey, hey

And the moral of this story
Is I guess it's easier said than done
Press look at what Joe's been through
And you'll see what you've become

It's Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say
Well, it's Joe's CoVid conversation

Hey, hey, hey

And her phone it sat beside her
But her arm won't reach around
So Mom looked out the window
As Joe stoked CoVid around

It was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say
It was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say

It was Joe's CoVid conversation
We all heard Joe say

It was Joe's CoVid conversation
Hey, hey, hey