The People's Cube - Political Satire

Is is time to bring out the Big Gun?

Aunt 'pelipsky quarantined is a mythical horned rodent gone rogue when she dares to re-educate the lyrics of this most sacred text. Covered, but never changed...until today.

Pick your version - the most excellent original featuring licks by Tony Iommi - (Mr. 'pelipsky corrected Aunt 'pelipsky- and rightly so) or, these sacred homaged covers. Maybe Comrades should just enjoy all three...or else.

Prepare your ears and minds, comrades.

Aunt 'pelipsky
Russian Agent of Karaoke Hooliganism
with love, xxx








Governors gathered in their mansions,
Just Karl Marxists hate the masses
Evil minds that plot destruction,
Sorcerers to wealth's construction

In our fields economy's burning,
As this Marx machine keeps churning
Death and hatred of mankind,
Poisoning kids brainwashed minds

Oh Lord yeah

Governor “Joe's” hide themselves away
They only wanted culture war
Why should they put out our lights?
They lie to proles make him poor, yeah

Crime has hold on their Marxist minds,
Culture war just for fun
Treating comrades just like pawns in chess,
When will their judgement day come, Barr?

Now through CoVid world stops turning,
Ashes where economy's burning
No more Marx Pigs should have power,
Hand of Barr should strike this hour

Day of judgement, KAG is calling
On their knees see Marx pigs crawling,
Begging mercies for their sins
Soros' cashing, cut his wings

Oh Lord yeah

PROGG OFF: Seeing as how it's one of the most iconic verses in all of rock and roll, I think I'll just do the first stanza

Journos blather with Trump bashes
Orchestrate the market crashes
Pervert acts of reproduction
Sorcerers of deconstruction
In the womb a baby's dying
Not a progg snowflake is crying
Death and hatred to heartland
Start the Marxist coup as planned
O Lord!

Forelock tug, most equal CallingyouLenniesky. What a GWONT world, huh?

'pelipsky was a'feared the mythical horned rodent had gone too far in karaoke hooliganism.

Hopin's all Comrades of Karaoke Hooligans are still a-live and kickin' in your cloistered cells. Stay TPC Red Alert at all times - or a comrade could like go nutz listenin' to what's passin' as news about the latest Orange Man Bad take down of a reporter locked and loaded with hysteria posing as Alinsky's moral high ground.

'pelipsky

While we doin' that Marx Pigs thang.........

Great addition, Groucho Marxist

One more stab at it

Anchors braying like jackasses
Seeding panic in the masses
Evil minds that sow disruption
Start economy's destruction
In the House, Pelosi's squirming
Demo chiefs exposed as vermin
Unity is undermined
Trump Derangement plagues their minds
Oh Lord!

Gosh, Comrade Lenniesky...the iconic anger and disgust in your reeducated lyrics are simply awesome!

As long as weesa giving them Proggie Dogs what fer on this here thread, might as well empty both barrels. I did this years before when there was less readership, and it probably never got the recognition it deserved. Watch out for stanza one; I deliver a "USS Missouri" nine 16-inch gun salute on these bastids


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dKAX7J ... adio=1&t=0

PROGGS! .. (Who/) Yeah What they're GOOD FOR!
Absolutely nothing!
PROGGS! (Who?) Yeah What they're GOOD FOR!
Absolutely nothing ... Say it again, y'all
PROGGS (Who) Good God .. what they're GOOD FOR!
Absolutely nothing

AAAAAUGH! ,it's Proggs that I despise
Cause they cause despair in innocent lives
Proggs mean tears in a million young mothers eyes
Cause they knew in their hearts
That their babies were ALIVE!!

I said PROGGS! (Who?) Good God, y'all
What they're GOOD FOR! .. Absolutely nothing .. Say it again
PROGGS (who-ah who-ah who-ah Lord)
Absolutely nothing .. Listen to me

Proggs, they aint nothing but a job breaker
Proggs, friend only to the Chinese dictator
Oooh Proggs, they're an enemy to decent mankind
The thoughts of Proggs just blows my mind
Proggs have caused corruption in the younger generation
Relativism, then atheism .... Who needs a God

Oooh, PROGGS! (Who?) Good God, y'all ... What they're GOOD FOR!
Absolutely nothing ... Say it, say it, say it
PROGGS (uh huh, yeah) What hey're good for
Absolutely nothing ... listen to me

Proggs, they aint nothing but a job breaker
Proggs, they got one friend, that's the dictator
Ooh Proggs have shattered millions of young men's dreams
Have made them dysfunctional, jobless and mean
Time is much too short and limited
To let Proggs keep having their way
Proggs dont build wealth, they just fritter it all away (AAAAAUGH!)

PROGGS! Aint nothing but a job breaker
PROGGS! Friend only to the Commie dictator
Freedom faith and love of country
Is there no place for them today
It's clear we must fight to save our nation
Cause Lord knows they leave us no other way

Oooh, PROGGS (Who?) Good God y'all
What they're GOOD FOR ... you tell me ...

I believe our hooliganistic beatdowm metaphor could use a little classical musical accompinament ; now with deplorable lyrics

Weesa givin', them proggtards what fer'
Weesa givin' them proggtards what fer'
Weesa givin' them proggtards what fer'
Weesa givin' them proggtards what fer .....

What the glib hooliganator, Comrade Lenniesky - said ^^^

During TPC's FB 30 days in the hole, the Comrades of Karaoke Hooliganism are spinnin' some hot 45 rpm amongst themselves like the great TPC comrades they are.

Thanks to all equal hooligans of Karaoke for clickin' together to keep the TPC cogs spinning.

forelock tug,
Aunt 'pelipsky