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Man Arrested for Paddleboarding in Malibu BY HIMSELF —
Faces Up to Six Months in Jail! Link




We stay alone, yeah,
With nobody else
We stay alone, yeah,
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves

Now early morning just before breakfast,
He just wants to paddle board in sea
Just me and nobody's wiser
That's all he'd ever need
'Cause he stayed alone, yeah,
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves

Yeah the other day he went surfing
And he woke in some terrible dream
The law jailed his pal sea dolphin
And his partner, Moby Dick
Wish he'd stayed alone, yeah,
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves

(Comrades shuffling alone by themselves)

Yeah, the other day we got incited not to party,
So we stayed home instead
Just me and our pal Donald Trumper,
And his brothers Pence and Ted
And we stayed alone, yeah,
Yeah, with nobody else
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves

(Comrades, shuffling alone by themselves)


Yeah, this whole insanity done give up on ‘pelipsky,
And it makes her feel oh so bad
The only ones who still hang out with her,
Is her Karaoke Hoo-li-gans
And she stays alone, yeah,
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves
Yeah, you know when we stay alone,
We prefer to be by ourselves

We stay alone

No no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no

Nobody can go get (clingy) I don't do
Nobody can wear the (Mask) like I do
Nobody can go to (The Loo) like I do
Nobody can use the (Privy) like I do
Well, I wanna stay. I do, ain't nobody staying with me
(Nobody's with me)

And don't want no clingy.. I ain't got nobody staying with me, babe
(Nobody's with me)
Let me tell ya nobody, nobody's with me
Let me tell ya nobody (nobody)

Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody's with me babe

No no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no
No no no no no no no no no no

Nobody says this is (dreadful) like I do
Nobody is going (broke) like I do
Nobody rubs in more (Aloe) like I do
Nobody's getting (caught) with me too
Whoa, nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody's with me babe

Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody's with me babe
Yeah

Comrade and Mass Hooliganitor, Groucho Marxist, sounds like you are an old hand at solitary confinement.

Ain't nobody with us, but ourselves!

forelock tug,
'pelipsky