'I crawled in bed and cried': CNN's Brian Stelter laments prepandemic life in newsletter

Isn't Brian cuddly?
Isn't he wonderkin?
Isn't Brian precious?
Crushed by one CoVid cold

Brian never thought through how we'd see
Makin' fun of one Woke as he
But isn't this whiney, made up love?

Isn't Brian petty?
Truly news anchor's best
Brian, he's so sappy
He has been mind possessed

Brian won't believe what he has done
Through tears he's given KAG some fun
But isn't this whiney, made up love?


Isn't Brian cuddly?
Life as a Prog is to blame
Lives in some bubble
His ‘meaning' is his shame

Stelter, we could have not gone on
Without you who deceived no one
Thanks so very little, made up love
Ow!

(More cuddly Brian Stelter making baby noises of self-importance while taking Amerikkkan journalism for a public bath.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_cont ... e=emb_logo

Proggies are a world unto themselves
With derangement that infects their head
With an equal opportunity
For all to bitch and moan and wet the bed
Just because an anchor.has the sadz
Doesnt mean the outlook's bad (Wa Waa!)
Well you can tell right away this chubster gay
Neds to grow a pair of 'nads

Hes been weeping all over
Hes been weeping all over, sheeple
Hes been weeping all over
Hes been weeping all over, sheeple

Derangement knows it is and always will
Be just a product of a childish mind
But here are some derangement Brian peers
That time must not deter us to malign
Well there's Blitzer, Lemon, Hulk Cuomo
And the queen of all, da Stelt (Wa Waa!)
And with the voice of adults ringing out
Must make our disdain felt (Feh!)

He is weeping all over
He is weeping all over, people
He is weeping all over
He is weeping all over, people ...

Nothing like a parody of Sir Duke to chase away the sadz ..... because, for one thing, you get to play "Sir Duke" over and over, until you get sick of it ......... which never happens. And you also get to do this ....

Collusion knows it is and always will
Be one of those things that we just dont get
But here are some collusion engineers
That time must not allow us to acquit
Well there's Comey, Mueller, Schifty-mo
And the Queen of all, da Crook
And with the voice of justice ringing out
Must not let them off the hook

(It never gets old)

We're just amazed but not amused
By all the things Brian says that he do
Though much concerned since we're involved
With decisions that were made by you

But we are sick and tired of hearing Brian's Song
Sellin' how you are gonna charge Trump as wrong
'Cause if you really want to hear our view
Brian isn't worth nothin'

Ow

Think you're too cool to be ridiculed
Now you brought this upon yourself
Your mouth needs a nice pacifier
You want the truth and nothing else?

And we are sick and tired of hearing Brian's Song
Sellin' how you are gonna charge Trump as wrong
'Cause if you really want to hear our view
Brian isn't worth nothin'

Trump 45 join along with me say

Doo doo wop - hey hey hey
Doo doo wop - whoa whoa whoa
Doo doo wop - mm-mm-mm
Doo doo wop - naw naw naw
Doo doo wop - bum bum bum
Doo doo wop

You should not dare to wake up from crib nightmare
That's becomin' your life, mm
But when quoted we know Brian Stelter's mind
Is as dumb as head lice, um-hmm

Why CNN keep on making us hear Brian's Song
Sellin' how Press are gonna charge Trump as wrong
'Cause if you really want to hear our view
Brian isn't worth nothin'

Yeah, now
Now-now-now, nothin', nothin'

Trump 45 sing along again say

Doo doo wop
Doo doo wop - oh
Doo doo wop - go go go
Doo doo wop - sing it baby
Doo doo wop - bum bum bum
Doo doo wop - um

Sing it loud all KAG people say

Doo doo wop - um um um
Doo doo wop - stand up be counted, say
Doo doo wop - go go go
Doo doo wop - ow
Doo doo wop - bum bum bum
Doo doo wop - ah hum

Leaping Lavrenty, you really are full equality Stevie Wonder hooliganator, Sweet Pelipsky Rodent

On the other.hand, I am naught but a one track pony .... or is it a one trick Lennie

'pelipsky knows, Comrade Lenniesky - 'pelipsky may call you that, right?. From whence come this rash of reeducated Wonders...boom tish...?

dunno, equal Komrades of Karaoke Hooliganism... the mythical horned rodent's been reflecting on pre-teen angst during a family crisis that was the blessing of our lives back to 1968 when the summer of love passed into the fall of Detroit.

True story: That summer we stayed with older and wiser cousins. We learned about water balloon fights, staying up late to watch Twilight Zone and Weird, and all kinds of hooliganism. The boy cousins had a band...with equipment...and we kids just lay around on the couch listening to them practice together performing covers of the latest AM/FM hits...it was the summer of love in 1968. Then it wasn't the same as before.

Komrade Lenniesky, you are truly the glib hooliganator riding your one track pony. 'pelipsky is astounded by your glib versatility forming any subject to Sir Duke's iambic pentameter. Kind of like Madonna being 'like' a virgin. Just new every time you string it together.

And, equal thanks to all equally essential CoVid Karaoke Hooligan Komrades, checking in while masked infiltrating before, during, and after tending your beets. You have been counted andRed Square knows who you are. Stand by your shovels in a moment of reflective silence.

Dare we call each of you equally stalwart during CoVid essentials the best of the best - The CKHK of TPC?

Even the acronym could pass as 'Official' Russian.
just sayin'..

Breathe careful out there, CKHK, comrades.

forelock tug,
Jackalopelipsky
Russian Agent
#BR 549
with love, xxx

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And here's 'pelipsky missing Calling Him Lennie, and there he is quoting

Callmelennie wrote:Nothing like a parody of Sir Duke to chase away the sadz ..... because, for one thing, you get to play "Sir Duke" over and over, until you get sick of it ......... which never happens. And you also get to do this ....

Collusion knows it is and always will
Be one of those things that we just dont get
But here are some collusion engineers
That time must not allow us to acquit
Well there's Comey, Mueller, Schifty-mo
And the Queen of all, da Crook
And with the voice of justice ringing out
Must not let them off the hook

(It never gets old)

All Brian needs to do is get to play "Sir Duke" over and over, to chase away his sadz.

You said it back then and it was true, and it's just as true today!!

forelocktug,
'pelipsky