The People's Cube - Political Satire

Just like the Man in Black said, Cxarina Googie.

When did No! stop meaning No!?

It's like when Buck was dognapped in The Call of the Wild by human dog smugglers, to be dog traffic-ed into dog slavery in Alaska. Remember that horrifying lesson in survival Buck learned about what happens to dogs of war that don't take No! for an answer. It was The Big Ugly Man doing some dog carnage until, No! meant No!.

These Deep State dogs of war just don't know the meaning of No! 'pelipsky hears they are revising their stories so that they can impeach Trump in time before the Big Ugly happens. All this biting the hand of the taxpayers feeding them.

Or as 'peilipsky's vet comfortingly 'splained to 'pelipsky's mythical heart, about feeling bad about requesting him to put a crazy man biting dog down..."So's let me get this straight. The dog has bit even your husband - and he's still alive? This procedure we're set to do, is an act of compassion."

No! means No!. Stay down.

Right? Comrades? Right?

forelock tugs for the Czarina dressed in black.
'pelipsky

More equal.

There once was a political group
A stinkn' freakn' cult group
They ate only green salads
And the stuff grown from the land

They were short on intellectuality
Folks thought they would go far
But ideological stupidity led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was only left
And the one in the middle moved to the right
And the one on the left was an idiot
And the guy in the rear was… a Socialist

This political irritation spread the entire nation
Singing the communist ballads
As the folks sat on their hands

They performed on great social media
And soon they were the rage
But political absurdity locked them in a cage

Well, the one on the right was only left
And the one in the middle moved to the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy who went to vote… had no driver's license

When the Biden camp soon ascended
A hush fell on the crowd
As millions then watched Joe slip
His mental cognition

But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the virtual hall
As the audience watched deliriously
His campain hit a wall

Well, the one on the right was laughing at'm
And the one in the middle laughed non-stop
And the one on the left got a broken heart
And the DNC Chair… said, "Oh dear"

Now this should be a lesson if you plan to run for President
Don't go mixin' leftism with the good folks of this land

Just run on the economy, stupid
Run your party well
And if you believe in socialism… keep it to yourself

Now, the one on the left works at a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
The one on the right's an alt-right blogger
And the guy in the rear got… shafted

Most equal.

All threads are equal. But some threads are more equal than others
I'll be back later to add to the.equality

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I hear mandamus comin'
Its comin round the bend
I aint had due process since
I dont know when
Cause Im stuck in Emmit's courtroom
He means to do me harm
But this train of abuses
Should set off three alarms

When I was just a colonel
My mama told me, Sir
Always be a smart boy
Dont trust that Kenyan Cur
But I shot down Iran sellout
Just to watch it die
Now I need a whistleblower
Expose the FBI

I bet ol Comey's writing
Up his phony fake memoirs
He'll probab'ly calls us Nazis
While joking with Bill Maher
Hell, he surely has it coming
But he'll go Scot free
Cause Ms Lindsey keeps a-punting
And that's what bothers me

Well, if I finally escape this madhouse
If allowed to speak my mind
I'd say we reached a Rubicon
Cause Emmit's crossed a line
Cause here in Emmit's courthouse
There aint no rule of law
And if we accept this loathsome bullshit
Be our last hurrah

The truth will out, most equally. Loathsome Emmit, we gavel you, out of order.

I did another hooligan take on Folsom Prison Blues called Bundy Rangeland Blues. Dont believe I ever posted it at The Cube, Comrades.

Well, I hear them baggers comin'
They's a making noise again
I aint seen a tortoise, since
I dont know when
Cause I'm stuck on Bundy's rangeland
This thing keeps draggin' on
But the media keeps a trollin'
About Clive's racist tone

When I was just a baby
My Momma told me, Ned
Always be a good boy
Dont ever work for Feds
But I shot a bull near Vegas
Just to watch it die
And when I hear its wheezy lowing
I hang my head and cry

They say Cliven's committed treason
For fighting Barry's czars
They act like he's Qadhafi
While stroking that pig, Dzhokar
They say he's got it coming
He didnt pay his fees
But we treat him like hes Putin
And thats what bothers me

When they let me off of this detail
If allowed to speak my mind
I'll say we went a bit too far
And overstepped a line
When slamming Bundy's sister
That what i'd like to say
And then I'd let that wholesome fess-up
Chase those moos away