The People's Cube - Political Satire

Portland mayor excoriates Trump: 'It's you who have created the hate'




Wheeler ‘woked' there again oh Lord
Hasn't saved homes in half year or more
I hope KAG holds on a little longer

Sent Trump letter in his woke simmered rage
Made of sin'ster, not fair play
Ooh, Ted's been runnin' down this Marxy Road

Ooh, Ted Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate churnin'
I don't know where Ted'll be tomorrow
Wheeler's woke reply keeps wokes burnin'

Wokes've been trying to burn our homes
Vote rescind Ted before too long
Ooh, KAG can't take this very much longer, no

Wheeler hobbled in Marx's ball and chain
Don't think Ted's ever gonna burn his home again
The Oregon sun is risin', Ted's kissin'-off day

Ooh, Ted Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate churnin'
Just don't know where Ted'll be tomorrow
Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate burnin'

Cry, cry, cry, cry, cry
Poor Ted's sorrow

Oh, Ted Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate churnin'
Ooh, I don't know where Ted'll be tomorrow
Wheeler's woke reply keeps KAG yearning
Ooh, Ted's woke shows, Ted don't know

Oh, Ted Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate churnin'
Ooh, I don't know where Ted'll be tomorrow
Wheeler's woke reply keeps woke's burnin'
Ooh, Ted's woke shows, Ted don't know, Ted don't know

Wheeler's woke reply keeps hate churnin'
Don't know where Ted'll be tomorrow
Ooh, the Wheeler's woke reply needs shunnin'
Wheeler's woke reply keeps wokes burnin'