In the cool of the season when ev'ry school is gettin' kind of started,
School calls you up and asks you if you want to work and teach assigned duty,
First you say no, you've got some plans Corona'd fright,
And then you stop, and say, "I'll riot."
School is kinda crazy when taught by kooky little girls like you

You always keep prog ‘gressin', you never seem to know what you are teachin'.
And if a parent looks at you, it's for sure your little eye will go a-blinkin'.
You get confused, 'cause you don't know where you stand,
And then you smile, and bite our hands.
School is kinda crazy when taught by kooky little girls like you.
Kooky!

Hope you decide someday to stop this marxist game that you are playin',
KAG's gonna tell you all what our heart's been a-dyin' to be sayin'.
Give up your post, you've been a-tauntin' KAG dreams,
So we'll propose, you blow school scene.
School is kinda crazy when taught by kooky little girls like you.

Kooky,
Kooky,

Oh-whoa, all right,
I said Kooky!

School district closes schools, charges students $140 per week to attend 'learning centers'

The learning center initiative is specifically "part of a broader community initiative to support working families and families with increased economic hardships," the district's website stated.

...serving working families with even more increased economic hardship?

KOOKY!

...what kind of Obama Lovin' Capitalist Pig Elitists thought this would escape the hard Liberalism that defines TPC,™ Red Square, and his minion Russian assets?

This is pure shovel ready education in action.

And, in lock step marching order: Pre----sent Shovels!!