The People's Cube - Political Satire

Jose' Garza was a border jumpin' fool
He's Mexican National and a breaker of rules
Governor Abbott's tired of this show
He's flyin' illegals out by big plane loads
Governor Abbott then said, "You better act right Jose
You'll be flyin' to Martha's Vineyard on a chartered flight
He's gonna get another airplane and another flight crew
Oh and you're gon' fly to Vineyard, we just waitin' on fuel"

Now Governor Abbott, he pulled up on the yard
He said, "Pack up your lives folks it's gettin' too hard
Texas is alright but there's too many illegals
Oh just the other day I saw a sign, Vote Beto"
Now Jose said, "Abbott don't you worry 'bout me
I'm gonna fly out to the Vineyard I'll be votin' D
I'm gon' meet barack obama and wife Michelle
Ooh, I'll get me a job out cuttin' yards there"
"Now we've all been movin' North since the day we got ferried
Well I'm gettin' on the airplane, I'm too old to be carried
We're gonna live in Martha's Vineyard where the wine grapes grow
And flyin' tonight with illegals by big plane loads"

Now Martha's Vineyard said, "What's it all comin' to?
Those  Magas these days are using people as tools
Well you can't bring 'em here. We're not made for that
All those damn illegals with sombrero hats"
Now Governor Abbott said, "Let the folks stay
'Cause they were invited by Biden you can pay their whole way
But as for me, Jose', I am through.
Oh we always knew Texas was just passin' through"

Now Jose Garza then he started into  flyin'
And Governor Abbott said these words the very last time
Jose Garza, "Somebody's gotta do it
Oh there wouldn't be no more liberals if they all had to do this"
Jose Garza stood on the yard of obama
And he watched 'em all come from Texas on a chartered air flight
And then Governor Abbott laughed at this crazy shit show
Cos he flew them all there by the big plane loads

 

Leaving home, goin' to be flown
I've been down before
Riding along on this big old jet plane
I'm thinking 'bout where I'm goin'
But the border seems so far away
And I feel like it's all been done
Somebody's trying to make me stay
You know I must be flying on
DeSantis Airliners
Please carry me so far away
DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's there I'm going to stay

Goodbye to all my friends at home
Goodbye to people I've trusted
I've got to go out another way
Folks may be rich, you know, They might be busted
But my heart keeps calling me backwards
As I get on the 707
Riding high, I got tears in my eyes
You know you got to go through hell to land in Martha's Vineyard
DeSantis Airliner Please carry me so far away
DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's there that I'm going to stay

Touching down in New England towns
Feel the shit hitting now
We're goin' to keep on piling on
You know the big wheels heads are spinning around
And they're being reported to immigration
You know that we can surely see
That they don't want to get caught up in any of that
Funky shit cos it ain't being pretty
DeSantis Airliner
Please carry me so far away
DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's there that I'm going to stay
DeSantis Airliner
Please carry me so far away
DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's there that I'm going to stay
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeSantis Airliner
Please carry me so far away
Woah-DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's here that I've got to stay
DeSantis Airliner
Carry me to my home
DeSantis Airliner
'Cause it's there that I belong
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
DeSantis Airliner

Kamala's House Today

Pancho, there's no need to feel down
I said, Pancho, pick yourself off the ground
I said, Pancho, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy
Pancho, there's a place you can go
I said, Pancho, when you're short on your dough
You can stay there and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
They have everything
Illegals will enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Pancho, are you listening to me?
I said, Pancho, what do you want to be?
I said, Pancho, you can make real your dreams
But you've got to know this one thing
Pancho, this isn't a bluff
I said, Pancho, put your self on the bus
And just go to, Kamala's house today.
I'm sure they can help you to stay
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
They have everything for illegals to enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You can get yourself clean
You can have a good meal
You can do whatever you feel
Pancho, you want a new pair of shoes?
Don't be all down and out with the blues
I felt, no man cared if I were alive
I felt the whole world was so jive
That's when someone came up to me
And said, Pancho, take a walk up the street
There's a place called Kamala's house today.
They can't stop you back on your way
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
They have everything
Illegals will enjoy
You can hang out with all the boys
Kamala's house today.
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
Pancho, Pancho, there's no need to feel down
Pancho, Pancho, pick yourself off the ground
Kamala's house today
You're goin' to Kamala's house today
Pancho, Pancho
Are you listening to me?
Pancho, Pancho
What do you want to be?
Kamala's house today
Your bus is going
Kamala's house today.
Pancho, Pancho
This isn't a bluff
Pancho, Pancho
Put your butt on the bus
Kamala's house today
And just go to the
Kamala's house today
Pancho, Pancho, You'll get a new pair of shoes
Pancho, Pancho, No need to feel blues
Kamala's house today

Amnesty
Been ridin' on the bus all day
Amnesty
Been ridin' on the bus all day
I got my ticket and on to Chicago way

Amnesty
Old bus be packed up tight
Amnesty
Old bus be packed up tight
Well, some got on a martha's vineyard flight

Ride on
That bus done got me back
Ride on
That bus done got me back
Well, I remember crossing river riding piggyback

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Jesús goin' to Chicago. He was caught in New Orleans.
Well now, Jesús goin; to Chicago. He was caught in New Orleans.
Yeah, yeah.
Busin' to sanctuary cities and others in between.

Took a bunch to Martha's Vineyard, well, You can hear the liberals whine.
Took a bunch to Martha's Vineyard, well, You can hear the liberals whine.
Threatened southern governors with some lawsuits and some fines.
Ah, take me with you, Jesús.

You might see Kamala in person but she won't be taking blame
You might see Kamala in person but she won't be taking blame.
Yeah, yeah.
You really should worry cos southern borders are in flames

There I was
At the Martha's Vineyard scene
Shining and feeling clean
Would they let us in?
I got stopped
By the Martha's Vineyard man
He said he doesn't know if he can
Let me in
Let me in, Martha's Vineyard man
Can I cross the line and stay
I can stay at least two days?
Let me in, Martha's Vineyard man
I can mow your lawn today
My wife will do your laundry

There he was
With this Martha's Vineyard face
Giving me a paper chase
National Guard was coming
'Cause all at once
He looked down at my race
Stamped a number over my face
And they sent us running
Won't you let me in, Martha's Vineyard man?
Can I cross the line and pray
I can stay another day?
Won't you let me in, Martha's Vineyard man?
I can mow your lawn today
My wife will do your laundry

Here I am
At the Martha's Vineyard farm
I'll harvest grapes when it's warm
Before cold wind's coming
So I'll go work, I will
Clean toilets American
You'd better watch out, watch out for the man
Anywhere you're going
Come on and let me in, Martha's Vineyard man
Can I cross the line and stay
Serve your dinner from a tray
Let me be, irrigation man
I'll water your lawn today
My wife will do your laundry