And in the end
The news you fake
Is equal to the votes
She will take
(OH! ... And one more thing...)
Oh, Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But once was a Progg I hear
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
But she change from year to year
I wanna tell that I love her a lot
But Im gonna get pillaged by FBI
Oh Kari Lake's a pretty nice girl
Today, I'm gonna make her mine Oh yeah
Today I'm gonna make mine
My Governor, that is (Snorf!!)
10/19/2022, 1:58 pm
Mladshiy Brat
Kari Lake my wayward Mom
You'll be smeared before its done
Lay your talking head to rest
Dont you lie no more
Once I added to the noise and confusion
Just to justify more leftist intrusion
I was swallowed in the mire
Then I said, "No more"
From my catbird seat I still was a blind ma'am
Now my eyes can see, they call me a mad ma'am
I hear their voices in a clamor
I can hear them say
Kari Lake, Extremist One
Devotee of Q anon
Vote denier like the rest
Dont you try no more
Castigated as a fount of unreason
My campaign is the surprise of the season
And if they claim that I'm a nutter
Well that means that they dont know
In a dismal time of wholesale corruption
Its my fate to channel people's irruption
Im on a course to be their champion
I can hear them say
Kari Lake, Our Favored One
There's no peace until we're done
May your weary quest be blessed
Shout our cry once more
Kari Lake! .. We will never surrender
Kari Lake! .. Must prevail in November
Now your mind is not conflicted
Sure, accession waits for you
Kari Lake, our Favored One
They'll draw blood before its done
Must not falter in your quest
Our birthright's no more
10/29/2022, 11:19 am
Mladshiy Brat
This one was commissioned by Comrade Director Groucho himself, so the full blame for the hooliganization of the absolutely dreadful lyrics of the original song MUST be placed at his feet alone
Hey, Kari Lake
Hey, Kari Lake
When you were an anchor, the game was simple
You were the Liberal, they were Deplorable
Then you echoed right wing cranks and Birchers
Whats the attraction in what they're saying
Hey Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any nutter play
Hey Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any nutter play
You were never anything special to me
Quite the Dependable; toe-ing the Progg line
You lost belief as you got older
Why is your blind faith disappearing?
Hey Kari Lake, what your game now
Can any Nutter play
Hey Kari Lake, what your game now
Can any Nutter play
You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today
You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today
People live and learn, and now you're teaching
You open minds and Fake News' the subject
When the lesson's over, they'll see clearly
Then they'll hear their friends and neighbors saying
Hey, Kari Lake, what's your game now
Can any Nutter play
Hey, Kari Lake, whats your game now
Can any Nutter play
You're so .. you're so like a Bagger today
You're so ... (yadda, yadda)
Kari Lake .. Kari Lake .. Kari Lake
10/29/2022, 3:31 pm
Groucho Marxist
Most equal comrade... I'll share the next two rats I capture
10/30/2022, 3:19 pm
Mladshiy Brat
I dont know what it is Comrade Director. I guess I'm just Hooked on Lake.
This bestest funny jokemaking, да? I use pun on last name of man for to make most clever pun joke, is it not so, Comrade? Why then are you not from laughter convulsing?
(PROGG CUBETARD OFF: Probably because they are unaware that Kari Lake once teamed up on local news station with a John Hook, and they were known as Hook and Lake)