The People's Cube - Political Satire

In Paul's midnight, mansion bower
Dave's wearing a thong and loony smile
An elder crime, it's true
News revealing conjectured clues

Hammered Paul Pelosi, story spins now
And it comes as some surprise to see, Paul's with "that nudist guy"
Well, here's comes blame MAGA, hear it spin now
Baffling tryst man love, tryst man love, like "that's" a crime

Elder abuse crime, Dave's MAGA! now they lie

Dave never "invaded" Paul's home
Was queer pleasure mauling when Paul phoned
Nan tries to MAGA blame
But every time truth comes out the same

Hammered Paul Pelosi, story spins now
And it comes as some surprise to see, cause he's with "that nudist guy"
Well, here comes blame MAGA, hear it spin now
Baffling tryst man love, tryst man love, like "that's" a crime

Elder abuse crime, Dave's MAGA! now they lie

[The DNCMSMDC whistling on live tv]

Hammered Paul Pelosi, story spins now
And it comes as some surprise to see, he's with "that nudist guy"
Well, here comes blame MAGA, hear it spin now
Baffling tryst man love, tryst man love, like "that's" a crime

Elder abuse crime, Dave's MAGA they lie

Comrade antlered rodent

A most equal composition and probably closer to the truth than what we are hearing from the media that is on our pocket, but we should be a little more sensitive to Paul on this issue. Being hit in the head with a hammer from your gay lover is vastly more pleasurable than sex with that cadaver he calls his wife. All due respect to Nanski, of course.

I remain
Dr. Chicago.

This whole story is just a misexual understanding. Easily explainable in karaoke form.

I haven't been able to view your latest, Tovarishaya Rodentaya, as it is Sunday and the Peoples Book Collective is closed. So I will leave you with this cheap shot

Nancy has an update on Paulie P

He is recovering so well, they have now upgraded his status .... from Critical to Fetterman

Depapes big ol hammer came down upon Paul's head...
Bang Bang Depape's silver hammer....

Go for it gulagites