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ANN COULTER: What Herschel Walker Means

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Her--shel wakes up in the mornin'
He'll hear the work bell ring
As they scorch him 'cause he's rabble
We'll see Mitch's same old thing

Ain't no good legislation tabled
And no pork unless Xi's plan
But you better not complain, boy
You'll get in trouble with Mitch man

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Yonder come Ms. Coulter
Tells all the world Trump's gotta go
MAGA way she swears is napalm
With her prose she swore

Hell's sittin' on her shoulder
Piece of paper writ by hand
She come to eschew the Trumpster
She wants to grieve Trump's man, oh

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MAGA's never in Club, son
Well, you better do right
You better not ramble
Scare you MAGA's not t'fight, Lord

Or Ann Coulter will stab ya
Senate boys will bring you down
The next thing you know, boy
Whoa, you're gulag bound

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The Ever Charming and Effervescent Miss Ann Hart Coulter has come a long way since penning, "In Trump We Trust - E Pluribus Awesome!

I went to see Ann live back when she was funny and insightful. The old Ann is still there, but, man - get her on the subject of Trump and she just seethes with blind hatred......like a woman scorned an' all that.

Ann Coulterwife.

Coulterwife spoke locally. Couldn't attend, but knew what 'pelipsky would hear. When asked about DeSantimonious taking cash from decidedly anti MAGA donors, Coulterwife's voice advised wisely "Take the money! Spend it how you want."

The RNC does it all the time!! (pelipsky added that)

Nothing Trump did was good enough, miraculous enough, even astonishingly successful in spite of constant Coulterwife haranguing screed after screed about her worthless President Awesome.