1/4/2023, 10:18 pm
Submitted by a comrade who wished to remain anonymous.
Born in Iowa into normality;
That was not to last, as you are soon to see.
Had a bad experience with haberdashery
So he started out cross-dressing when he was only three.
Sammy, Sammy Brinton,
King of the Gender-queer.
What’s his recreation? one unwisely asks.
In whatever is notorious Sam gladly basks—
Like dominating pretty boys who wear dog masks.
Enough to drive the wholesome to drain all their flasks!
Sammy, Sammy Brinton:
Messed up, he’s made that clear.
Biden asked him to control our nucl’r waste.
To flaunt his deep confusions, Sammy made great haste.
He posed with shaved head, lipstick, moustache, dress well-laced;
But soon his lust for ladies’ clothes left him disgraced.
Sammy, Sammy Brinton,
Flaunting his tranny gear.
He stole a woman’s suitcase off the carousel
At MSP; the cam’ras caught the action well.
Then off to Vegas, where he stole a case pell-mell.
Next he may just model stripes in a jail cell.
Sammy, Sammy Brinton,
Stealing does not endear.
It seems he’s bent on self-destruction; that’s a shame.
A life of sheer defiance is a hollow aim.
It’s time to cut your losses, Sam, accept the blame.
Fly straight, make what amends you can. Redeem your name.
Sammy, Sammy Brinton,
Normal could bring you cheer.