Comrade Stalin for Time wrote:This is something I found on the web a few years back but I can't remember where. I didn't write the lyrics, but I've made some changes to bring it up to date.(Isn't plagiarism part of the Current Truth™ anyway?)

Sung to the tune of Chuck Berry's "No Particular Place"

No Particular Plan

Ridin' the Democrat automobile.
Nancy Pelosi behind the wheel.
She stole some votes at the turn of a mile.
Raisin' taxes and runnin' wild.
Regulatin' talk radio,
With no particular plan to show.

Ridin' the Democrat automobile.
A '69 Olds, it's Teddy's deal.
He told Al Sharpton so sincere,
He leaned and whispered in Jesse's ear.
Huddlin' close and dealin' slow,
With no particular plan to show.

No particular plan to show.
We blasted Bush every mile or so.
Our tired class-warfare line was droll,
But we dusted it off for another stroll.
Can you imagine how Mary Jo felt,
Ted never unfastened her safety belt.

Ridin' along in Obama's caboose.
Biden's Beretta, shootin' moose.
All through the land we held a grudge,
For the red state that voters wouldn't budge.
Sayin' we've lost in Iraq, ya know,
With no particular plan to show.

DA!

Much better than Evil Capitalist version about the oppression of their colored slaves that must run away to get socialist freedoms to have wife and children.

But why '69 Olds? Where is ZIL The Party sent Teddy though good friend Gus Hall?



Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities

Comrade Stalin for Time,

Allow me to polish your boots, from the top to the netroots!

Thank you, Comrade Tovarich. I agree, best place for netroots is under heel of boot!

Comrade Pul. Everyone knows that ZIL, or even LADA, is much better car than any capitalist vehicle. We don't put heaters in LADA. This make our people more hardy than soft Americans! Comrade Kennedy drove off bridge because sleazy capitalist woman wanted to take unnecessary bath.

Comrades,

Let proffer another Chuck Berry number, which might appear on its own, a twist on "Maybelline":

Chuck Berry's "Maybelline" as "Bamachine"

Bamachine, why can't you be true?
O-bamachine,
Why can't you be true?
You ain't reporting it straight like you claim to do

As I was motivatin' over our Hill'
Saw Bamachine in a swoon turn ill
A hacking job ending her golden road
A hacking job gloating McCain's too old
Got the guns out for the Lady, Lord!
A hacking job scoring about 95
It was dead tree to TV, lie after lie

*chorus*
Bamachine, why can't you be true?
O-bamachine,
Why can't you be true?
You ain't reporting it straight like you claim to do

The hacking job's even shown up at your door
Before we get caught, we'll do some more
Palin briefly made it cloudy, thanks McCain
But we blew our horn for Obama again
Subprimes coming down all around our hoods
Protect Raines' Dems in office and ill-gotten goods

*chorus*

*solo*

*chorus*

Economy's knocked out, blamed Bush flat-out
But nary a chance the truth will out
Our drive-bys've slowed Palin-McCain
Once again Obama's pulling ahead
Mass media's the Party's tool, quite influential
Ain't caught Bamachine, and we're hard at work still

*chorus*

*solo*