The People's Cube - Political Satire

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Red Zeppelin: When The Halo Breaks

If it keeps on raining, Rezko's goin' to break
If it keeps on raining, Blago's goin' to break
When the halo breaks, ain't gonna get my way

Mean old Palin, mocked my job in her tone
Mean old granny, taught me to reap and sow
Got what it takes to make Rahm Emanuel go back home

Oh, well; oh, well; oh, well.

Don't it make you feel bad
When you've found your way to the throne
But don't know how to keep the halo?
When you're going south side where there's organizing to do
So you're staying on in Chicago

Denying won't help you, blaming won't do you no good
Naw
Changing won't help you, hoping won't do you no good
When the halo breaks, 'Bama, you lost your groove

All last night sat under my halo and moaned
All last night sat by my Michelle and moaned
Thinking about my future and my White House goals

Coming - coming from Chicago
Going back to Chicago
Sorry, bus, I must use you

Throwing 'neath - throwing 'neath, now
Throwing 'neath - throwing 'neath, now
Going down
Going down
Going down
Going down

Going down - going down, now
Going down - going down, now
Going down - going down, now
Going down
Going dow-, dow-, dow-, dow-, down, now

Excellent!

Off character...

In WWII the common saying among the Germans whenever they found liars, murderers, crooks, etc...in the Party doing something evil, the quote was "If The Führer only knew about this..."

Comrade Laika,

Thank you. I think "Stairway to White House" will come out later.

That is a useful quote if puzzling, for how could one so omnipotent not know. But we who are less equal are not meant to ponder such things.

If Obama only knew about this! No, wait, is there a anything that O doesn't know? Of course not! He surely knows about this but he lets it slide because he is the most merciful - and besides, O's ways are higher than ours, so how can we possibly understand him and what he does or doesn't? Wait, I'm confused now. Excuse me why I pray to O asking to unconfuse me.