The People's Cube - Political Satire

Sung to the Scottish bagpipe tune "Scotland The Brave"
Lyrics by Laika the Space Dog



Snark! When your polls are falling
Snark! Hear Obama's calling,
Loudly and dumbly calling, down through the glen.
There where Arlen is creeping,
Now feel the bile a-leaping,
Why didn't he change parties way back when?

Chorus:

Cowering in stagnant shame,
Arlen, your “Scottish Law” was lame,
You belong with Moonbats hanging in a cave,
And you'll go down forever,
Not as a Republican never,
You'll never get my vote ever, Arlen the Knave.

Low in the Senate Chamber,
Safe and away from danger,
Chicken is the heart that beats beneath Arlen's lies.
Toomey was going to beat you,
Commies, the old friends that greet you,
Blind as the greed that shines from traitor's eyes.

Chorus...

Far off in moonbat places,
Glad are the socialist faces,
Yearning to have a majority clad Obama reign.
Where liberals are now a-scheming,
Liberty's heart is a-screaming,
Longing and dreaming for the homeland again.

Chorus...

BRAVEFART!

When do we get to the part where they break his legs tortuously, he gets pulled over for DUI, and he curses out the Jews, he loses almost all his friends, and the wife who married him before the time of prenups, and who's stuck with him through thick and thin, and remained hot even after popping out 15 kids finally has enough and files for divorce...

Ochh... It was a Bonny Tune! But I'd like to hear him do Papa Can You Hear Me? from Yentl.... Oh wait... there's already an Obama version using an instrumental Yitzak Perlman version of it...



Oy! It twists my kishkas...

No Sister...it's Knavefart.

Arrgh! Need Quicktime again! I refuse! Refuse to put that on my machine. I have a Quicktime lite program that plays most QT thingies, but not that.

Let us not forget that Arlen Specter invented the single bullet theory, while a member of the Warren Commission investigating the assassination of JFK.

His stupidity goes WAY back.

Why do you speak ill of Comrade Expector? Tovarish has seen the error of his ways, and removed himself from the greedy capitalist Republican swine. Proof that reason can overcome thought control! Long live Comrade Expector!