The People's Cube - Political Satire

Wimmyn, don't let your ova evolve to be laddies
by Comradette Steinem



Wimmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
Don't let 'em pick guns up and own Tonka trucks
Make 'em be eunuchs, abortions, and such
Wymmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
They'll leer at our kind and they're always dead wrong
Abort them; sisters, be strong
Laddies ain't easy to rule and they're harder to break
And they'd rather give you their root than submit or quake
Butt cracks, belt buckles, and old-style chivalry
Each night wounds a lady
And if an accident happens and he don't die young
He'll probably ruin your day
Whimmin don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
Don't let 'em get hormones and read girly mags
Make 'em be pansies and ninnies and nags (this is a PC song, comradettes)
Whymmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
They'll always do crime and they're eager to kill
Even whether for good or ill
Laddies like smoking in foul rooms and deer kills and cleanings
Warming Earth's climate, kiddie porn, and date rape at night
And we that don't end him will serve him
And them that don't just might come to want to take him
He is wrong: he must pay for it
And his pride will let him do things to make you think he's right
Girlfriends don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
Don't let 'em invent stuff and enjoy equal rights
Make 'em feel insults and terror and slights
Ladies don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
They'll never turn X and they'll always ask why
It's due to chromosome Y
Wimmyn don't let your ova devolve to be laddies
Don't let 'em in college or read vile DWEM books
Make 'em be servants and cell-stock and such

Comrade Tovarich,

What beautiful lyrics. Heartfelt, sincere homage to the oh, most progressive sisters in all of the kingdom. The sister who will one day be the most equal of all leaders.

I can't wait for the the day when I can clone myself and there will be no need for men at all.

Thank you again, Comrade. You are most understanding of the true goals of the sisterhood.

And now back to my movie about a Sadastic Mistress who holds captive the heart of a grateful and loving mashochistic Frenchman.

Comrade Leninka
Hirsute, Progressive female comrade of the Progressive World of Next TuesdayTM

Comradette Leninka,

It is only through selfless love for the masses that I toil at the keyboard so others might have greater equality than I. At first chance, I shall transfer your gratitude to the Party.

Comrades,

Are you sure this was not writen by Comrade Valerie Solanas of SCUM Manifesto fame?
If a comrade can point me to a book as vile wonderful as this writen about wimmin it would be much appreciated. The 6666 Janyt Woomba Loomba's are looking for supporting material for the umpteen thousands of books written on misoginy. Misandry is still not a real word according to academia, so were all gooda there. The Gender Issues and The Law texts studied in Law school already include large portions written by Dworkin and Stienman, but they're looking to get Solanos included too.

Your Cockeyed Comrade,

Red Rooster
Heir Wombat Factory Director, Esq.™

Comrade Red Rooster,

Only correct thought guided Comradette Steinem's lyrics. I have that straight from her lips to mine. Confidentially, let me tell you I was surprised after I expressed an interest in her, feeling at my root the Power of the People, how much she wanted for sharing "free love" right then and there. Frankly, it crossed the line into outright capitalism!

Comrade Tovarich,

No! You mean she SOLD books!?! You mean she SELLS magazines called MS. and Mother Jones!?!

This cannot be true Comrade Tovarich! Tell the Woomba Loomba's it is not true, they are going mad at the very thought. Isn't 'free love' free!?! Say it's free, comrade, say it's freeeeeeeeeee!

Where's my royalties sucka?!

Waylon is dead and I have the rights.

http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1059

I'm gonna get you sucka! Ain't no royalties in this here collectivist hood fool! That's how WE role.

But thanks for the very inspirational cross-link.

Comrade Laika,

With your sharp olfactory prowess and shovel, I'm sure you can find plenty of royalty to dig up, be it politically benign like Michael Jackson or politically incorrect like Tsar Nicholas II's family. Besides, I think it's better to "spread rights around," enough so that everyone gets them but at an amount that equals effectively nothing.

Comrade Red Rooster,

Let's say I offered to hide a particular sausage not obtained through the normal queue or ration channels, which makes it all the more--ah--valuable; accordingly, Comradette Steinem assumed I'd be willing to pay her quite a bit to hide it with me, when I thought I would be doing her a favor.

There you go again Comrade Tovarich not promoting sex workers unions and the absolute loftiness of being a hooker, er most astute and noble agent of monkey sex for kapitalist exploitation units, like any good collectivist properly re-educated in post modern academia knows IS Truth to Power(TM).

When the ho bytch good Comrade Steinman requests kapitalists exploitation units, you say ..."how many and in what denomination and may I lick you toes afterwards madame sex worker of the highest order of Obama and Pups Pleasure Palace."

And when in the county of Nye at a certain Giverment procured ranch, don't forget to BYO, because it went bankrupt in the hands of The People's Pleasure Palaces Czar.

Comrade mi,

That is a sound denouncing, but please consider that only by breaking down society can we rebuild it in our perfect way.

Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrade mi,

That is a sound denouncing [...] .

All is not lost, Tovarich! Just change (evolve!) the song to read: "... don't let your ova devolve to be laddies".

Will do!