11/17/2009, 2:50 pm
This originally Ukrainian carol was adapted by Laika the Space Dog for Pinkie's post Church Bells Ring to Raise Awareness of...Climate Change!
Says Laika: "Don't get me wrong... I like church bells... hell, I even like cowbells... but I really don't think what kind of a blunder the Gormons are doing by ringing the bells 350 times. Thank God the Liberty Bell is cracked.
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate change is here, we need to fear
To young and old, (carbon credits sold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
One seems to hear words without cheer
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
On, on they send, on without end
Their frightful tone to every home
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate Change is here, bringing us fear
To young and old, (meek and the bold)
To young and old, (carbon credits sold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
On, on they send, on without end
Their frightful tone to every home.
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate Change is here, bringing us fear
To young and old, (we'll take your gold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
One seems to hear words of without cheer
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Global Warming, ring-ding-a-ling......
Says Laika: "Don't get me wrong... I like church bells... hell, I even like cowbells... but I really don't think what kind of a blunder the Gormons are doing by ringing the bells 350 times. Thank God the Liberty Bell is cracked.
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate change is here, we need to fear
To young and old, (carbon credits sold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
One seems to hear words without cheer
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
On, on they send, on without end
Their frightful tone to every home
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate Change is here, bringing us fear
To young and old, (meek and the bold)
To young and old, (carbon credits sold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
On, on they send, on without end
Their frightful tone to every home.
Snark! how the bells, loud climate bells
All seem to say, we're doomed today.
Climate Change is here, bringing us fear
To young and old, (we'll take your gold)
Ding, dong, ding, dong, that is their song,
With mournful ring, (all ding-a-lings)
One seems to hear words of without cheer
From everywhere, (dead polar bears)
Freedom we'll pound, into the ground
O'er hill and dale, deniers we'll jail
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Dirging they ring, gloom it will bring
Songs of dark fear, climate change is here!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Scary, scary, scary, scary Climate Change!
Global Warming, ring-ding-a-ling......
