I had to go a long way from here
Two squares of Charmin, fought the mosquitos,
Just to relieve myself again
I went clawing, overgrown jungles
Up over hills and valleys, for a place to go
And two squares Charmin to wipe and clean

Well, now I really feel dumb
It's not enough to wipe your bum

[Chorus]
It will make you campy
I know it smells bad
It will make you campy
Make you wish you brought a sketch pad

You get down, real low down
You listen for snakes, other creatures below
Well who hasn't been there before?
You go round, squatting the hard way
Bring your comics, newspapers, and slices of bread
The two squares don't wipe the spread

The smell's more'n you can stand
Nobody wants to shake my hand

Chorus
It will make you campy
I know it smells bad
It will make you campy
Make you wish you brought a sketch pad

It will make you campy
I know it smells bad
It will make you campy
Make you wish you brought a sketch pad

I went far, far away from here
Two squares of Charmin, fight the mosquitos
Wipe everywhere in between
Won't listen to Sheryl Crow
And next time I'll come back commando

Chorus
It will make you campy
I know it smells bad
It will make you campy
Make you wish you brought a sketch pad

It will make you campy
I know it smells bad
It will make you campy
Make you wish you brought a sketch pad

Somehow this needs more play in the People's Karaoke

Groucho Marxist wrote:Somehow this needs more play in the People's Karaoke

that's eggsactly whut the mythical horned rodent was thinkin.

Besides, Campy Sheryl already advocated restricted tp squares... to save The Planet™.

Sheryl Crow takes a swipe at toilet paper use