The People's Cube - Political Satire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfZYWNY ... re=related



ACORN:
America was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

LEAD TENOR RAHM EMANUEL:
And now it's...
Springtime for dear leader Obama
This land is happy and gay!
Jobs are lost at a faster pace
Look out, here comes the socialist!
Springtime for dear leader Obama
Our land's a fine land once more!
Springtime for dear leader Obama
Watch out, Europe
We're copying you!
Springtime for dear leader Obama

ACORN:
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR RAHM EMANUEL:
Winter for Freedom of press

ACORN AND LEAD TENOR RAHM EMANUEL:
Springtime for dear leader Obama !

ACORN:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

LEAD TENOR RAHM EMANUEL:
Come on, liberals
Go into your trance!

"RODREQUEZ":
I was born South of border, that's why they call me Voter.

ROBERT GIBBS:
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join Obama's party!

ANITA DUNN:
Dear Leader is coming, Dear Leader is coming, Dear Leader is coming!

UNION THUG #1:
Hail Obama!

UNION THUG #2:
Hail Obama!!

LEAD TENOR RAHM EMANUEL:
Hail Obama!
Springtime for dear leader Obama

ALL:
Hail Obama!

OBAMA:
Hail myself
Hail to me
I'm the One
Who's out to change our history
Hail myself
Raise your hand
Or you're a hater
Teleprompter cue the Man!
Everything I do, I do for you!

ACORN:
Yes, you do!

OBAMA:
If you're looking for more, here's Stimulus Two!
Hail myself
Raise your taxes

ACORN:
HMMMMM!!!

OBAMA:
Ev'ry hotsy-trotsky commie... stand and cheer

ACORN:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-trotsky commie......

OBAMA:
Hail myself!

ACORN:
Ev'ry hotsy-trotsky commie......

OBAMA:
Hail myself!

ACORN:
Ev'ry hotsy-trotsky commie...

OBAMA:
...stand and cheer!


ACORN & SEIU:
Dear Leader is causing a fever!
He's got Commies in the White House
You gotta love that wacky Dunn!
Dear Leader is causing a fever
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out from foreign bucks
Even the whole world sees he sucks
Dear Leader is causing a fever!


OBAMA:
I was just a lil Senator
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Party
Told me I was the One
Liberals were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up some views
Attacked FOX News
Now Douche lib's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Hail myself
Watch my show
I'm on Oprah and then Ellen
Dontcha know
We're erasing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Everyone mmmmm hail to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

ACORN:
Springtime for dear leader Obama
ACORNs the new step today

OBAMA:
Springtime!
-steps?

ACORN MEN:
Stocks falling in sewers again

ACORN:
Debtland is on the rise again

OBAMA & ACORN:
Springtime for dear leader Obama
Bail outs are given once more
Springtime for dear leader Obama

OBAMA:
Means that...

ACORN:
Soon we are going...

OBAMA:
We've got to be giving...

ACORN:
You know we'll be giving....

OBAMA:
You bet we'll be giving...

OBAMA & ACORN:
You know we'll be giving away more!!!




There is better symbolism in his vid.

Lyrics were a tighter match in the first one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwhD10l ... re=related

This will play in Peoria!

This needs a bump and possible rewrite....

Got an idea? Submit it.... Rewrite what I've written over? If it's good we can do it. Need a few other characters changes too.

Springtime for Arabs and Obama


HAMAS:
Palestine was having trouble
What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former borders
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

LEAD TENOR FAREED ZAKARIA:
And now it's...
Springtime for Arabs and Obama
This land is happy halal
Peace is lost at a faster pace
Look out, here comes the Jihadists
Springtime for Arabs and Obama
Israel's ceding land once more!
Springtime for Arabs and Obama
Watch out, Israel
They're coming for you
Springtime for Arabs and Obama

HAMAS
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR FAREED ZAKARIA:
Winter for Jews to oppress

HAMAS AND LEAD TENOR FAREED ZAKARIA:
Springtime for Arabs and Obama !

HAMAS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

LEAD TENOR FAREED ZAKARIA:
Come on, Jihadis
We've taken o'er France!

"Ali Hadji":
I was born in Mali, that's why they call me Ali.

Mohamed:
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join in our Jihadi!

ANITA DUNN:
Obama is coming, Obama is coming, Obama is coming!

JIHADI #1:
PBUH Obama!

JIHADI #2
PBUH Obama!!

LEAD TENOR FAREED ZAKARIA:
PBUH Obama!
Springtime for Arabs and Obama

ALL:
PBUH Obama!

OBAMA:
PBU myself
PBU to me
I'm the One
Who's out to change our history
PBU myself
Raise your hand
Or you're Infidel
Teleprompter cue the Man!
Everything I do, I do for you!

HAMAS:
Yes, you do!

OBAMA:
If you're looking for more, here's a Billion or Two!
PBU myself
Raise your gas prices

HAMAS:
HMMMMM!!!

OBAMA:
Ev'ry Wahabi Jihadi... stand and cheer

HAMAS
Hooray!
Ev'ry Wahabi Jihadi......

OBAMA:
PBU myself!

HAMAS:
Ev'ry Wahabi Jihadi......

OBAMA:
PBU myself!

HAMAS:
Ev'ry Wahabi Jihadi...

OBAMA:
...stand and cheer!


HAMAS & TALIBAN:
Obama is causing a fever!
He's got Muzzies in the White House
You gotta love that wacky Dunn!
Dear Leader is causing a fever
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out from foreign bucks
Even the whole world sees he sucks
Dear Leader is causing a fever!


OBAMA:
I was just a lil Senator
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from Jihadis
Am I the twelft Imam?
Liberals were blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up some views
Attacked FOX News
Now Douche lib's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
PBU myself
Watch my show
I'm all over Al Jazerra
Dontcha know
We're erasing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Everyone mmmmm PBU me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

HAMAS:
Springtime for Arabs and Obama
HAMAS has the new step today

OBAMA:
Springtime!
-steps?

HAMAS MEN:
Christians on skewers again

HAMAS:
Homeland is on the rise again

OBAMA & HAMAS:
Springtime for Arabs and Obama
Burkas are given to all
Springtime for Arabs and Obama

OBAMA:
Means that...

HAMAS
Soon we are going...

OBAMA:
We've got to be giving...

HAMAS:
You know we'll be giving....

OBAMA:
You bet we'll be giving...

OBAMA & HAMAS:
You know we'll be bringing a war!!!

Here is my shorter less ambitious version (From the original 1968 movie)

Islam was in deep decline; what a sad sad story
Needed a useful idiot to restore her former glory
Where or where was he, where was that dhimmi
We looked around and then we found
The stooge for you and me ... and now it's

Springtime for Barrack and Araby
Islam is happy but not gay
We're stamping out the Zionist flaw
Look out here comes the Holy Law

Springtime for Barrack and Araby
Winter for kaffirs and Jews
Springtime for Barrack and Araby
C'mon Arabs, rejoice in the news

I was born in old Riyadh and that is why they call me Fahd
Enjoin the evil, promote the good; come and join the Brotherhood.

Springtime for Barrack and Araby
Stonings for bonings once more
Cars blowing up in streets again
Bodies are piled in heaps again

Springtime for Barrack and Araby
Martyrs are forming up squads
Springtime for Barrack and Araby
Means that ... Soon we'll be waging
We got to be waging
You know. We'll. Be waging
JIHAD!!!

A much needed Glorious Bump for the Great Sponser of Arab Spring...