The People's Cube - Political Satire

The old bag is packed,
She's ready to go,
Just standing there,
Dejected whore,
She has to stand in line with common folk.
Her stretch marks are showing in early morn`,
TSA man, wants to feel her up.
Already she so hates this she could die.

Won't miss her or cry for her,
Tell her that we long for her,
Taking her own luggage to the gate.
Cause she's losing her own jet plane,
Won't get to fly alone again,
Blue dogs and she are gone.

So many times, she voted down,
So many times, she hammered down,
But she'll tell you now, she didn't read a thing
(Didn't read a thing)
Every vote she cast, didn't have a clue,
So much BS was that Hope and Change
She wishes she passed that gay wedding thing.
(gay wedding thing)

Won't miss her or cry for her,
Tell her that we long for her,
Taking her own luggage to the gate.
Cause she's losing her own jet plane,
Won't get to fly alone again,
Blue dogs and she are gone.

Now pilot says take your seats please,
Now this time, as she's sitting,
Close her eyes and sits in second class.
Dream about the days she had,
When she could be flying alone,
About this day, that I'm so glad to say,
(So glad to say)

Won't miss her or cry for her,
Tell her that we long for her,
Taking her own luggage to the gate.
Cause she's losing her own jet plane,
Won't get to fly alone again,
Blue dogs and she are gone.

Comrades,

This is a tragic event, maybe we could add the cost of the prior jet into her salary, [about 100k a week] and allow her to charter her own non stop flights from Coast to Coast.

This would be a token payment on the amount of respect we should owe for what she has done!