The People's Cube - Political Satire

If you wake up and you're feeling wide,
Get out of bed you need a slide,
Look in the mirror look at the way
You'll see your butt's much bigger today.

Can't stop, thinking about tamales,
Can't stop, my still growing rear,
It'll be, bigger than before,
My size 8 is gone, My size 8 is gone.

Why not think 'bout sizes to come,
And nothing about the diet's you've done
If ice cream was bad for you,
Well, just think what tamales will do.

Can't stop, thinking about tamales,
Can't stop, my still growing rear,
It'll be, bigger than before,
My size 10 is gone, My size 10 is gone..

Think my butt has grown half a mile,
Have to squeeze through turn stiles
I know you don't believe that it's true,
But if you poke me you'll hear me moo

Can't stop, think about tamales,
Can't stop, my still growing rear,
It'll be, bigger than before,
'My size 12 is gone, my size 12 is gone.

Can't stop, thinking about tamales,
Can't stop, my still growing rear
It'll be, bigger than before,
'My Size 12 is gone, My size 12 is gone.

Don't look Barack,
Don't look Barack,
Don't look Barack,
Don't look Barack.


Hat Tip to Chalupa

Thank you Groucho - I was like "wait a minute - that was one of my Facebook comments - LOL :)

If FLOTUS goes from size 8 to 10 to 12 in the space of one song, forget about fashion designers. She's going to need Omar the Tent Maker.

The MSM reports like she's an 8