The People's Cube - Political Satire

**5/15/2011, 4:38 am**

Cinnabon® Girl
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I wanna live
with a Cinnabon® girl
She will be hungry
the rest of her life
Wide ass Cinnabon® girl.

An expert on veggies
tamales at night
You see us together,
her ass blocking sunlight,
My Cinnabon® girl.

Ten sugar taxes,
an ass with a bow
She summer relaxes
awaits Oprah's show
My Cinnabon® girl.

An expert on veggies
tamales at night
You see us together,
her ass blocking sunlight,
My Cinnabon® girl.

Pa sent lunch money now
She'll tell your kid he's a cow
Twinkies don't have a chance
You'll see her and Beyoncé[ dance
Yeah...yeah...yeah.

**5/16/2011, 12:08 am**

Another one of my comments misappropriated - I like it :)

**5/16/2011, 1:05 am**

I wrote Hotel Chappaquiddick after a poster on Ann Coulter said of Ted Kennedy, "He hasn't seen the backseat of a car since 1969" It clicked.

**5/18/2011, 12:34 am**

Chalupa-
You lost me....

**5/19/2011, 3:39 am**

@Alfa - there was an Elena Kagan album post about a year ago at IOTW and that was one of my winning song titles - lol great minds etc.