6/4/2011, 9:09 pm
He used to wake up in the morning
He used to feel so ill
He got so sick of being insecure
He went and told old Bill
Bill said Tony take some of my files
And stick them on your wall
Now Tony's nights ain't quite so lonely - in fact he
He don't feel bad or small - he don't feel bad or small
Pictures of Willie made his life so wonderful
Pictures of Willie shared throughout the night
Pictures of Willie solved his little problems
Pictures of Willie helped him feel alright
Pictures of Willie - Willie that Willie
Willie oh Willie - pictures of Willie
And then one day things weren't quite so fine
He sent it out on Twitter
Mr. Breitbart wouldn't let it go
His senate seat was in the sh#tter
NBC was knocking on his door
Oh how he cried that night
Wasn't sure if it was his or Bill's
He couldn't spin it right
Pictures of Willie made his life so miserable
Pictures of Willie - he can't sleep at night
His little posting shattered all of his dreams
Every day it's - hey Weiner everybody's seen
Pictures of Willie