The People's Cube - Political Satire

This Obama man got over
And he said "I'm outta sight!"
He said for a nominal tax increase
I could have health care as rights
If I'm healthy, dying, or disabled
And pay all these extra fees
He would drop all the rest of
His teeing off times and devote
His attention to me

But I said "Look Obama
who you jiving with your health care disease?
Now who you jiving with that health care disease?
Look Obama, don't commit your crimes on me"

Then Obama got real nervous
So he fidgets and bites his lip
He turned on his teleprompter
And he read aloud this savings sh*t
Now he skipped past all the taxes
And the death panels too
But he told me right then when the bill passed
There was job creation in this too
With votes of Nancy Pelosi, and bills from Waxman's wazoo
He said "You might not believe this, little fella
But it'll treat your asthma too"

And I said "Look Obama
Who you jiving with health care disease?
Now what kind of doodoo are you, anyway?
Look Obama, don't spread your slime on me"
*(Don't spread your slime)*

"I've got troubles of my own", I said
"And you ain't helpin' out
So, take your teleprompter and your long dictations
And ram them up your snout!"
"But I got the waivers too", he said
But held them out of sight
So I snatched them, all away from him
And I held them up before the light

I slapped him with election 'returns
I showed his lack of deep
He said some mumbo-jumbo, then
Then watched Joe Biden fall asleep
I took away Pelosi's votes
And said Sarah Palin's in town
I had that sucker terrified
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell him his future, and
That he was not staying around
I said "The price of gas is going up
And your old lady is leaving town!"

And I said "Look Obama who you
Jiving with that Health Care disease?
Now is that a real golf cart or is that a Sears golf cart?
You know, you couldn't screw more people as a hooker
Don't commit your crime on me"
Don't spread it, don't spread your slime on me
(See Ya)

Comrade, there are times when you must promoting your work like decadent capitalist. I was not aware for two days of quality of this song which simply has no unequal. Who else has audacity of spoof to parody intricate Frank Zappa song? Is most equal achievement

Now that Zappa seed has being implanted in brain, I am thinking of own song that Zappa is singing after converting to Islam and is naming himself "Furanq Abdul Zappar". Is being tribute to Mohammed called "I Might be Moving to Medina Soon" If People's Muse will allow, I will complete and post soon

Comrade, you are much too kind...I am but a simple comrade in my cell of the gulag writing with bits of charcoal on labels from cans. Occassionaly I can bribe guards get small bits of paper and pencil to scratch these on in hopes someone will notice my rehabilition. Sometimes they let me harvest beets and eat the more rotten ripe ones. Your comments refresh me as much as the boots to the head and rancid food my cruel compassionate guards give me daily for my verses... I did rescratch a few lines in first and third verses that the censors did not approve bothered me


You might not want anyone to see this note....

Is good to knowing that only freshest beets and potato peels are served at People's Treatment Center. I may soon be joining you as People's Muse is leading me into very dangerous territory with song of "Moving to Medina Soon" As always, many referencings are being made to Stalinist beheadings of 600 Arab Jews in city of Medina which was ordered by Muhammad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZA9Jv ... re=related

I might be moving to Medina soon
Just to appraise me a couple of Jewish plots
Appraising them up .... Whacking them down
In a blood drenched pit that I can dig uptown
By myself I would be my own boss
Cause I'd be crushing the ONLY .. Jewish plot
(Crushing the only Jewish plots)

Well, I might just start me a religion
But keep the turn the cheek stuff .. for somebody else
But then, on the other hand I would
Keep the old laws ... and stone girls down
Say some hadith ... and write them all down
I'd have me a sect ... and I'd get respect
That's why I'm moving to Medina
Moving to Medina soon ... gonna be a desert sect tycoon
Moving to Medina, fool ... gonna be Allah's last rasool (Yes I am)

(falsetto voices)
I'm sniffing out a Jewish plot ... that cropped up during a battle
Crushing a plot ... beheading all day and all night and all afternoon
I'm taking a small tiny bride ... Her name is little A'ishah
She's a good wife ... Even though
She's a bit dinky for babies or carnal relations anyway
She's a bit dinky for babies or carnal relations anyway
I'm crushing a little Jewish plot
Even if you think it's a little brutal, folks
I don't care if you think it's brutal, folks
I don't care if you think it's brutal, folks

I'm gonna find me a camel .. just about this big
And ride him all along the caravan line
With a ... pair of heavy duty ... ZIRCON ENCRUSTED daggers in my hand
Every other Bedouin would say I was mighty grand
By myself I would be my own boss
Cause I snuffed out the only Jewish plot
Snuffing the only Jewish plot

Well I might raid along the caravan route
With my daggers gleaming in the moonlighty night
And then I'd ... PRAY A COUPLE SURAHS
And give my camel the bit
Just me and tiny Aishah ... Over by the Jewish chop pit
And then I must just jump back on ... and ride like a prophet
Into the dawn of Medina

Moving to Medina soon (Hamdu lilah haya)
Moving to Medina soon (Hamdu lilah haya)
Moving to Medina soon (Hamdu lilah haya)
Moving to Medina soon ...............

Much as I feared, Comrade Groucho, I have been charged with one count of "Aggravated IslamoZappist Hooliganism." As part of my rehabilitation I am directed to channel my songwriting skills away from "Christofascist Islamobaiting" and into more peaceful and non offending topics. And so I give you Collectively Correct song about my future gardening plans called ..... "I Might Be Pruning Two Lantana Soon." (For those who don't know, a lantana is a ground cover plant with little yellow blossoms)

I might be pruning two lantana soon
Just to shape me up a patch of yellow flowers
Watering em up ... Trimming them down
Near a little white house that I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't feel so dour
Cause I'd be shaping my lovely yellow flowers
(Shaping my lovely yellow flowers)

Well, I might plant me a rose bush
But leave the thorny stuff for somebody else
But then on the other hand I would
Snip some blooms ... and wash them down
Grab a vase ... and show them around
I'd grow me a patch ... and it would be a snap
That's why I'm pruning two lantana!!

Pruning two lantana soon ... Gonna put my garden in full bloom
Pruning two lantana soon ... Gonna water them down before noon

I'm raising a patch of yellow flowers
That thrives out in the desert ... Raising them up
Watering all day and all night and all afternoon
I'm planting a dwarf hibiscus tree ... Her name is hibiscus tiliacus
She's a nice tree .. Even though
She's a bit dainty to bloom in the desert heat anyway
She's a bit dainty to bloom in the desert heat anyway (anyway)
I'm watering a patch of yellow flowers
Even if you think it's wasteful, folks
I don't care if you think it's wasteful folks
I don't care if you think it's wasteful folks

I'm going to plant me a hibiscus, just about this big
And place her right along the bender board line
With a ... pair of heavy duty ... ZIRCON ENCRUSTED prune shears in my hand
Every other landscaper would say I was mighty grand
By myself, I wouldn't feel so dour
Cause I'd be shaping my lovely yellow flowers
(Shaping my lovely yellow flowers .. shaping my lovely yellow flowers)

Well I might stride along the bender board
With my prune shears gleaming in the moonlighty night
And then I'd ... Trim my honeysuckle
And give my rose a snip
Just me and the dwarf hibiscus
Over by the yellow flower pit
And then I just might .. pull 'em back out
And stride like a gardener ... into the patch of lantana

Pruning two lantana soon (Snippie yi oh ki ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (Snippie yi oh ki ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (Snippie yi oh ki ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (Snippie yi oh ki ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (SNIPPIE YI OH KI AY! ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (SNIPPIE YI OH KI AY! ay)
Pruning two lantana soon (snippie yi oh ki ay ......

This one deserves a bump too

SCOTUS DECREE

The Supremo Man came over
And he said "You're mostly right"
And he said for a nominal compromise
You'll win this Commerce Clause fight
If I was ready willing and able
To call a penalty a tax
He would halt expansion via Commerce Clause
But ACA won't get the axe

And I said, "Look here Roberts"
Who you jiving with this SCOTUS decree
(Now who you jiving with this SCOTUS decree)
And I said, "Look here Roberts"
Don't you foist this tax on me

The Supremo man got nervous
Said 'Court's integrity I must defend"
So he reached in the pocket of his judicial robe
And pulled out his writing pen
Now I though he'd just interpret
On Commerce Clause bounds he'd rule
But he told me right there as flipped off the cap
There was nothing his pen couldn't do
With a disdain for jurisprudence
And a smooch to Obama's wazoo
He said you might not believe it, little bagger
I've made a tax by judicial review

And I said "Hey, John Roberts"
Who you jivin' with this SCOTUS decree
Now who you jivin with this cosmik decree?
Hey Judge Roberts
Don't you foist this tax on me

But you've just created new problems I said
Now they can tax to the nth degree
Can they pass legislations with tax implications
If I don't wanna buy broccoli?
But I got the rewrite pen he said
And he held it to the light
But I snatched it away from him
And showed him how to do it right

I'd look at the plain text of the law
And it's clear it's a penalty
Then I'd look at the Commerce Clause
Ask "Does it support this decree"
Can "Commerce" mean "compelled to buy'"
Is that interpretation unsound
Is this what Framers had in mind
If not, then the Mandate goes down
Wouldn't give a damn about my legacy
Cause of some damn thing Obama said
He's not the last word on that anyway
Cause in November, his party is dead

Look here, Roberts
Who you jiving with that SCOTUS decree
Now is that an Supreme levy or an Art 8 Levy?
You know, you caused more chaos than a bomb throwing anarchist
So don't you foist that tax on me
(Don't foist that tax on me!!)

Yes indeed, here we are!
Barack Obama's healthcare aghast
Where he stole from Medicare
An' widdled on the voter Cards with his ACORN machine
Then came candidate Hillary
Make her entrance like a queen
She smelled of scandals like dunghill
And her old man is obscene
As he abused the white house interns
And the press still won't treat them mean
(Hurt them, hurt them, hurt them, Noooooh!)
Barack Obama's healthcare aghast
(Hah! Good God! Under the bus!)
Where he stole from Medicare. ..

Barack Obama
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
Barack Obama
Ooo-ooo-Wah. ..