The People's Cube - Political Satire

Dedicated to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's visit to New York this September to attend the United Nations General Assembly

By John Kander, Fred Ebb, Frank Sinatra, and Laika The Space Dog


Start warning the Jews
I'm leaving today
I want to jihadi it, New York, New York

These murder's shoes
Are longing to stray
And make a laughable farce of it
New York, New York

I want to bullshit the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the chumps, top of the creeps

These Tehran blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can fake it there
I'll fake it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York

I want to fake it in the city that's hole is deep
To find I'm king of the chumps, top of the creeps

These Tehran blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new farce of it
In old New York
If I can fake it there
I'll fake it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York

mumble grumble... f**kin' plugin... grumble....

If it's cold that day, maybe the good citizens of NYC can burn 444 Iranian flags outside the UN Building to keep warm...Just a warm, fuzzy thought.....

NO!!! They will burn the capitalist Amerikan flags! What are you thinking?? Only Hillary can think!! She forbids all others from thinking!!!

Careful!! The Black Mariahs are always right around the corner, Comrade Laika!