The People's Cube - Political Satire

On the day I was born
The natives all gathered round
And they gazed in wide wonder
At the boy that was brown
The witch doctor spoke up
Said leave this one alone
He could tell right away
That I was bad for the throne

Bad for the throne - bad for the throne
Buh buh buh buh bad - buh buh buh buh bad
Buh buh buh buh bad - bad for the throne

I ate a thousand mutts
Before I ate you
I'll eat a thousand more Benji
Before I am through
I wanna eat your pretty doggie
Yours and yours at home
I'm here to tell you Mutley
That I'm bad for the throne - bad for the throne
Buh buh buh buh bad - buh buh buh buh bad
Buh buh buh buh bad - bad for the throne

I make a rich cracker beg
I'll make a congressman steal
I'll make an old Nancy flush
And make a body man squeal
I wanna be your pretty Barry
Share me on your phone
I'm here to take your money
And I'm bad for the throne

Buh buh buh buh bad - buh buh buh buh bad
Buh buh buh buh bad - bad for the throne

And when I walk the streets
Kings and queens laugh inside
Every woman I meet
They all know it's a lie
I wanna take your funny money
What I see I make my own
I'm here to tell ya suckers
That I'm bad for the throne - bad for the throne
Buh buh buh buh bad - buh buh buh buh bad
Buh buh buh buh bad - hoo bad for the throne.

Comrade Chalupa!!!

If I held any rank you no doubt would be disciplined severely. You have caused me to waste a full portion of the People's Beet Rations™ . As is they were quickly devoured by the People's Rats™ and they escaped without being caught before I could contain myself or procure one of them for my next People's Protien Supplement™ .

Comrades! Comrades! Comrades!

Stop this silly competition now!

We are all equal.

What do you think this place is? The New Russia!

His O'liness has shown the way to true mediocrity. So get with the program!

Comrade Chalupa, you do know that the word "throne" is slang for "toilet." I only mention this because it is rumored that The Messiah(tm) is a bit of a potty hog.