Fame is good to me you know
I'm happy as can be you know
I said so
I'm in love with me and I feel line

Media is mine you know
They tell me all the time you know
They said so
I'm in love with me and I feel fine

I'm so glad that I lead the free world
They're so glad the country's in a swirl
And their Barry buys them things you know
They marvel at his swings you know
I said so
I'm in love with me and I feel fine - ooh

Oprah says she's mine you know
She tells me all the time you know
She says so
I'm in love with me and I feel fine

I'm so glad I caused this toilet swirl
They're so glad they're part of my new world
And their Barry buys them things you know
I make them cable kings you know
I said so
I'm in love with me and I feel fine
I'm in love with me and I feel fine - mmm.

Are we doing songs from The One's wedding, Chalupney. If so, here's the song that played during his first dance with himself

The first time ever I saw my face
I felt the oceans would no longer rise
And the earth and sky would begin to heal
Were the gifts I gave to Me, Oh Self
The gifts I gave to Me

The first time ever I heard my voice
I felt a thrill move down my leg
Like the trembling bladder of a media puke
Who would grovel to my commands, Oh Self
Who was there at my command

The first time ever I thought of Me
I felt the world's fate was enclosed with mine
And I knew my essence would fill the Earth
And last till the end of time, Oh Self
And last till the end of time

This wonderful rendition of one of my favorite tunes inspired me to make this picture, which I posted separately in its own thread:

Obama's Scientific Name: Narcissus Politicus