The People's Cube - Political Satire

"California Reamin'" by The Maumaus and the Pompous
(with special shout-out to my West Coast Party homie, Gov. Moonbeam)



Our governor is Brown
And San Fran is gay
I've been without a job
Since 2008
I'd be safe at work
If I weren't in L.A.

California Reamin'
In such a winning way

Banned the Happy Meal
Opposed farms' waterways
Well, I protest in Guccis
And I often bray
You know we Dems daren't leave the fold
We have no thoughts that stray

California Reamin'
In such a taxing way

All the towns are broke
As the state decays
I'm in total shock
Fighting off dismay
If I had a dollar
I'd leave yesterday

California Reamin'
It's always '68

California Reamin'
¿En español, que?

California Reamin'
It's time to get away

Lyrics liberated from LyricsBox.com.

Perhaps it is mere coincidence, but our venerable Comrade Alexandr Jolsonitsyn had just written a new tribute to the People's Republic of California

California there I go
Right back to the land of ice and snow
Where bowers of flowers
Are dead until spring
But left wing assholes
Don't try to run everything
A cornfed farm girl says "Don't be late"
That's why I won't hesitate
To just get on that Interstate
California, there I go

Californication is rather like Hawaii: nice to visit but not where I'd want to live.

kaliforna killed my faviorte baby seal