The People's Cube - Political Satire

Blondy - Phone Me



Pay for me a cellular, Barry
Pay for me my gas
Pay for me your voter, Barry
You know I got your ass
Thriving on your Hope 'n' Change
You know who you're countin' on

Phone me (phone me) on their dime
Phone me, phone me any, anytime
Phone me (phone me), "You Won!"
You can phone me any day or night
Phone me

Shower me with food stamps, Barry
Shower me with stuff
Roll me in entitlements
I'll never get enough
Bills still come, I don't know why
"The rich" will pay for me and mine

Phone me (phone me) on their dime
Phone me, phone me any, anytime
Phone me (phone me), "You Won!"
When you're ready we can share da kine (i.e., pakalolo)
Phone me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, he speaks the sophistries of Marx
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, amore, Obama-me, Obama-me
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, appelle-moi mon Barry, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day-ay

Phone me (phone me) My One
Phone me, phone me any, anytime
Phone me (phone me) for a vote
Phone me, phone me for "activism"
Phone me (phone me) Duce
Phone me, phone me on the Party line
Phone me (phone me), phone me for your statist racist alibi
Phone me (phone me) on their dime
Phone me, phone me any, anytime
Phone me (phone me)
Oh, phone me, oh, oh, ah
Phone me (phone me) my love
Phone me, phone me any, anytime

Lyrics liberated.

While Dear Leader insists there are no official Obamaphones he officially approves this mesaage.

The Won is eye candy, Dem dandy, back-handy, and Party-glandy!