The People's Cube - Political Satire

He gave me this job, for his security
Gave him a chance to survive
I'm the Vice President standing next in line
I have an IQ of 5
My country and party, my wife and my kids
All see a disgrace
But I feel the power, and I'm in the will
Still I'm a sub-mental case

I'll take those hot mikes, I still can't spell jobs
Keeping my nose in his butthole
That's what it takes being smart as canned ham
Well, I'm gonna be Obama's man

Ask me a question and I look confused
I'll be hysterical man
I am the Vice President standing next in line
Like it or not, gives you pause

Hot mikes, shovel ready jobs
Keeping his back from you all
That's what it takes being smart as canned ham
Well, I'm gonna be Obama's man

Keeping my mind on some simple stuff
The presidency's only a heartbeat away
President, can it be all I heard it was
I stand in line and maybe you're already scared

I'll take those hot mikes, impossible odds
Keeping his back from you all
That's what it takes being smart as canned ham
Well, I'm gonna be Obama's man

I don't understand

I'll take those hot mikes, still can't spell jobs
Keeping my nose in his butthole
That's what it takes being smart as canned ham
Well I vow to be Obama's, gotta be Obama's
Gonna be Obama's man

Comrades: I must resurrect this ditty for our Dear Rudderless Joe Biden

Joe I'm leaving
I must be on my way
Tee time is drawing near
My plane is going
Fly the friendly skies
The nation's yours to steer
But I'll be laughing at you
And I'll need your gaffs to see me through
So please believe me
The world is in your hands
And I'll be missing you
'Cause you know it's you Joe
Whenever I get weary
Cause I've golfed enough
Feel like giving upYou know it's you Joe
Giving me the courage
And the strength I need
Please believe that it's true
Joe, I love you
You know it's you Joe
Whenever I get weary
Cause I've golfed enough
Feel like giving upYou know it's you Joe
Giving me the courage
And the strength I need
Please believe that it's true
Joe, I love you
Joe, I'm leaving
vacationing again
You always make me smile
I know the feeling I'm trying to forget
If only for a while
'Cause I'll be golfing without you
And I'll need your gaffs to see me through
Please believe me
The world is in your hands
And all will laugh at you
Joe, I love you
Joe, I love you
Ooh, babe

Yeah, here I am serving under this tool,
Acting like a damn fool
Got the Vice President blues
And I've given up “Hope” that was spoke by this dope
And his promise of “Change” too
Is it any wonder that I'm crazy
Is it any wonder I'm insane at all

Well I'm so tired of snoozing
I've got nothing to do and all day to do it
Well I work for a loser, but I've no place
To go and all night to get there
Is it any wonder why I'm a creeper
Is it any wonder I'm not in jail

Is it any wonder I've got too much time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a Vice-Presidency
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

(Too much time on my hands)
It's tick tick tick tick ticking away
(Too much time on my hands)
And I don't know what to do with myself
(Too much time on my hands)

(Too much time on my hands)
(Too much time on my hands)
(Too much time on my hands)

Now I'm no political genius
He has caused the world's problems
Without even trying
We have pissed off our friends, and the world will soon end
It's as if he is trying
Is it any wonder I'm not the President
Is it any wonder I'm null and void

Is it any wonder I've got too much
Time on my hands
It's ticking away with my sanity
I've got too much time on my hands
It's hard to believe such a calamity
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's ticking away, ticking away from me

(Too much time on my hands)
Ticky tick tick tick tick ticking away
(Too much time on my hands)
And I don't know what to do with myself
(Too much time on my hands)
Umm mmm
(Too much time on my hands)
Tick tick tick ticking away
(Too much time on my hands)
Umm mmm
(Too much time on my hands)
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my

Seems we saw the deficits long ago