Well,now that you mention expensive makeup and cheap plastic bling,how can i refuse...tell Bruno he's met his match! I will now surpass his vapidity and go down in the annals of history as THE most shallow creature on earth...nay,in all the universe! I have my own copy of The Immaculate Collection,a lot of trashy Frederick's to wear,a ton of gaudy baubles to adorn myself with and a bottle of Wild Turkey....and I'm not afraid to use them. Bruno can just stand back, watch and learn from the master.
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9/19/2008, 1:47 am
Yes, HnT, Paris would probably be better at explaining black holes. The trouble is that the last time she was here, the shower, which I forced the stupid spoiled skank dear little girl to use, got some sort of infection. The next day, after she'd gone, there was fungus all over the room, creeping up the walls.
It ate the cat.
I had to use the reserves of Varsol that I keep for the Empress when she and Nansky come by for a session with the Hildo Turbo-Hydra 7.1.
But when you come, don't bring your good Frederick's. Bruno is, after all 6' 3" tall. If you brought out some cool fish-net stockings it would only be a matter of time until he'd have put his size 14 feet through the bottom of them and he'd look like two bottle brushes. And it's <i>not</i> a pretty sight.
I still have scars in my mind from seeing him in fish-net stockings, a bowler hat and high-heeled shoes which took two cow hides to make trying to do Bob Fosse's <i>Cabaret</i> numbers. Step, kick, step, kick. "What good is staying alone in your room..."
And as he sat on the cane-bottom chair, it collapsed and he ran, screaming like Jodin, into the bathroom. Where the Paris fungus hadn't quite been killed. I'm still sorting that out.
It ate the cat.
I had to use the reserves of Varsol that I keep for the Empress when she and Nansky come by for a session with the Hildo Turbo-Hydra 7.1.
But when you come, don't bring your good Frederick's. Bruno is, after all 6' 3" tall. If you brought out some cool fish-net stockings it would only be a matter of time until he'd have put his size 14 feet through the bottom of them and he'd look like two bottle brushes. And it's <i>not</i> a pretty sight.
I still have scars in my mind from seeing him in fish-net stockings, a bowler hat and high-heeled shoes which took two cow hides to make trying to do Bob Fosse's <i>Cabaret</i> numbers. Step, kick, step, kick. "What good is staying alone in your room..."
And as he sat on the cane-bottom chair, it collapsed and he ran, screaming like Jodin, into the bathroom. Where the Paris fungus hadn't quite been killed. I'm still sorting that out.
9/19/2008, 9:34 am
Comrade Eruditie(I like this best...kinda similar to Aphrodite,yes?) My stomach hurts somethin' fierce after reading your latest missive. You is very clever, funny person. My favorite was the bottle brushes. LOL!
Premier....you are still so easily disgusted...glad to see you haven't been changed by the horrific experience w/ the Chairman.
Premier....you are still so easily disgusted...glad to see you haven't been changed by the horrific experience w/ the Chairman.
9/19/2008, 4:38 pm
Sorry my bad
yes...or maybe Maxine Waters...OH! did you say holes?Hussies n' Thingies wrote:Btw,Comrade Theo,I think that Paris would be better at explaining black holes.
Sorry my bad
9/19/2008, 6:38 pm
Pravda, let us not be too harsh on Maxine Waters. John Conners called her one of the most obnoxious people on earth and if she's trashing John Conners, that's fine. I mean, where does that man get all--black and <i>against</i> reverse discrimination. Really.
I personally have a hard-on (in the most respectful and non-libidinous way) for Sheila Jackson, who represents NASA's district and who asked NASA if, when they got to Mars, they'd find the flag they left there.
Gotta love it. Proof of modern education.
I personally have a hard-on (in the most respectful and non-libidinous way) for Sheila Jackson, who represents NASA's district and who asked NASA if, when they got to Mars, they'd find the flag they left there.
Gotta love it. Proof of modern education.
9/19/2008, 6:52 pm
Some people should be lined up and shot...those who elect such dipshits go first.
And the Japs dropped "the bomb" on Pearl Harbor, too.
Some people should be lined up and shot...those who elect such dipshits go first.
And the Japs dropped "the bomb" on Pearl Harbor, too.
9/19/2008, 7:46 pm
Economy? One bullet? No adjustment for inflation?Private Pravda wrote:
Some people should be lined up and shot...those who elect such dipshits go first.
And the Japs dropped "the bomb" on Pearl Harbor, too.
9/19/2008, 7:56 pm
One bullet each, yes...damn the inflation; if we can bail out Bonnie Fwank we can afford the lead.
9/19/2008, 10:57 pm
Pravda, there is a problem. A head shot would not work, nor one in the heart. One in the mythical heart, yes, but that doesn't exist. If there were an an organ of self-interest and self-regard, something there. Their guts are huge though and might take more than one bullet.
9/21/2008, 2:07 am
Everyone runs faster with a knife! That's why I always carry one around.
On a side note, I think that's where Rockstar Games got the character Brucie from.
On a side note, I think that's where Rockstar Games got the character Brucie from.
9/21/2008, 3:30 pm
Nope. Nor any of the ones before. Is this a Cultural no no?
Must I now grab shovel and book passage?
Must I now grab shovel and book passage?
9/21/2008, 3:41 pm
No, just an opportunity to do what you never could do in real life.
http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/reviews/1774/ ... to_IV.html
http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/reviews/1774/ ... to_IV.html
9/21/2008, 4:01 pm
Considering I am a Police Officer I probably get close. Thanks I will stick with reality it's scary enough.
9/21/2008, 4:50 pm
I remember Cutty Sark. I do not think this is the same. Thanks anyway. I know my grandughters play some of those but I am just not into it. I think you have to be a serious gamer and I do not qualify.
9/21/2008, 6:58 pm
If you want to play bring something in the 45 caliber or above area. 
Pressing buttons is good.
Pressing buttons is good.
9/23/2008, 7:40 am
Ah, the smell of Varsol in the morning.... smells like.... Hillary!
I love that smell...but have not smelled Varsol since I was a kid. They still make it? I have a friend with tons of antique cars and you name it that brings me down memory lane, and one of those things in his garage was cans of ESSO Varsol. just like I knew growing up.
Commissar Theocritus wrote:I had to use the reserves of Varsol that I keep for the Empress when she and Nansky come by for a session with the Hildo Turbo-Hydra 7.1.
Ah, the smell of Varsol in the morning.... smells like.... Hillary!
I love that smell...but have not smelled Varsol since I was a kid. They still make it? I have a friend with tons of antique cars and you name it that brings me down memory lane, and one of those things in his garage was cans of ESSO Varsol. just like I knew growing up.
9/24/2008, 7:52 am
Ah, the field of Quantum Collectives has been a subject of interest to me for many years. I see you have been thinking quite a bit about this comrade. However.... do you have a pass to allow you to think?
My Name Is Top Secret wrote:Pravda, you bring up an interesting feild of science. If there are multiple dimensions, then there are many possibilities as to what could have happened to him in that situation. There are even dimensions in which Hillary is elected, Communism successfully sweeps the globe, and I can deal myself four aces for seven consecutive hands without cheating. I think we should find a way to travel to the most desireable dimensions where Karl Marx finds the secret to immortality and brings the world into a time of prosperity and equallity under the glorious banner of the Hammer and Sickle
Ah, the field of Quantum Collectives has been a subject of interest to me for many years. I see you have been thinking quite a bit about this comrade. However.... do you have a pass to allow you to think?
9/24/2008, 3:21 pm
Stargate SG1 taught me all I ever need to know about alternate dimensions, alternate realities, parallel universes, and so on and so forth.
And it was entertaining!
And it was entertaining!
9/27/2008, 12:34 pm
Then have you considered that alternate dimension where you are run down, arrested, and disposed with with prejudice for challenging Comrade Pravda's gaming practices? Hah! Just kidding Premier!
9/27/2008, 12:42 pm
mixed in well with the napalm and stirred nicely with Phosphorous.Premier Betty wrote:The smell of justice.
9/27/2008, 12:50 pm
Good morning Comrade Pravda! I was just posting to another comrade how Lenin blessed we are, to be able to enjoy the smell of socialist justice, the Right to Denounce, inform on, and detain that we enjoy here!
9/27/2008, 1:09 pm
Da. As long as we protest as directed and denounce as told and 'the inform on' is just a side benefit as is the detention of those who oppose the freedoms allowed them. (There are after all boundaries to everything)
Soon the One will announce what those freedoms are. As I understand it one freedom will be higher taxes. What joy. Josef is undoubtly happy in his grave.
Soon the One will announce what those freedoms are. As I understand it one freedom will be higher taxes. What joy. Josef is undoubtly happy in his grave.
9/27/2008, 1:09 pm
I can't believe I missed a discussion about Quantum Mechanics... they're the guys that fix the Delorean in "Back to the Future"... right?... There are Libyan Freedom fighters in that movie, if I remember correctly... Doesn't the evil doctor steals their Plutonium from them?....
9/27/2008, 1:11 pm
Of course not he merely appropiates it for the use of the people.
Steal!!!!Sister Massively Opiated wrote:I can't believe I missed a discussion about Quantum Mechanics... they're the guys that fix the Delorean in "Back to the Future"... right?... There are Libyan Freedom fighters in that movie, if I remember correctly... Doesn't the evil doctor steals their Plutonium from them?....
Of course not he merely appropiates it for the use of the people.
9/27/2008, 11:14 pm
Why in the name of Stalin would you need alternatik realities--just write the history the korrect way. Works every time, read NYT.
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of OrganizingCommunities things
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing
9/28/2008, 9:05 am
The field of Quatum Collectives if far more encompassing. For instance, while re-writing history is clearly effective, it is far too linear, and it allows for the possibility that some evidence of actual events may remain to pose problems. Quatum Collectivness allows for multiple realities to occur simultaneously, without competing "realities" in a particular collective space=time.
It relies to a great deal on the Uncertainty Principle. This is not easily explained, but it basically comes down to the more we know the location of an object, party member, or origin of an idea, the less is known of the energy, the identity, or validity. For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located.
Tiglath-Pileser wrote:Why in the name of Stalin would you need alternatik realities--just write the history the korrect way. Works every time, read NYT.
The field of Quatum Collectives if far more encompassing. For instance, while re-writing history is clearly effective, it is far too linear, and it allows for the possibility that some evidence of actual events may remain to pose problems. Quatum Collectivness allows for multiple realities to occur simultaneously, without competing "realities" in a particular collective space=time.
It relies to a great deal on the Uncertainty Principle. This is not easily explained, but it basically comes down to the more we know the location of an object, party member, or origin of an idea, the less is known of the energy, the identity, or validity. For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located.
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9/29/2008, 12:17 pm
<i>For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located. </i>
Which explains why we can never find him when we need him.
However!!! I am beginning to suspect he may, once again, be in the klink after another chemically induced bender.
I swear to Lenin!!! I think The Chairman is The Party's™ version of the BOFH.
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Which explains why we can never find him when we need him.
However!!! I am beginning to suspect he may, once again, be in the klink after another chemically induced bender.
I swear to Lenin!!! I think The Chairman is The Party's™ version of the BOFH.
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9/29/2008, 12:19 pm
Sorry about that. I thought I was logged in.
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ZB
Anonymous wrote:<i>For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located. </i>
Which explains why we can never find him when we need him.
However!!! I am beginning to suspect he may, once again, be in the klink after another chemically induced bender.
I swear to Lenin!!! I think The Chairman is The Party's™ version of the BOFH.
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Sorry about that. I thought I was logged in.
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ZB
9/29/2008, 7:46 pm
Is that same thing but different as "No man, no problem," or am I still thinking too linear...like bullet paths on firing squad?
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities
Marshal Pupovich wrote: The field of Quatum Collectives if far more encompassing.
Is that same thing but different as "No man, no problem," or am I still thinking too linear...like bullet paths on firing squad?
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities
9/30/2008, 9:53 pm
To linear, Comrade "Pul".
You see, the Punchenko Uncertainty Principle is based on some very complicated People's Math™. Therefore, it is very difficult to use words to describe it. But I shall try.
You can never know if Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko is stealing your money or not. Because you will never be able to tell: 1) If he is even there or not and 2) If he is sober or not. Therefore, it is impossible to know what state he is in or what prison he currently locked up in, assuming he is locked up. Or if he is in the People's City of Richmond, VA's jail sleeping one off, or not.
I hope this has helped.
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Zampolit Boris S. Blokhayev
1st Chief Directorate of The Party's™ Margarita Research and Operations.
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology (The Goremons)
You see, the Punchenko Uncertainty Principle is based on some very complicated People's Math™. Therefore, it is very difficult to use words to describe it. But I shall try.
You can never know if Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko is stealing your money or not. Because you will never be able to tell: 1) If he is even there or not and 2) If he is sober or not. Therefore, it is impossible to know what state he is in or what prison he currently locked up in, assuming he is locked up. Or if he is in the People's City of Richmond, VA's jail sleeping one off, or not.
I hope this has helped.
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Zampolit Boris S. Blokhayev
1st Chief Directorate of The Party's™ Margarita Research and Operations.
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology (The Goremons)
10/1/2008, 1:07 am
It has helped. I have no idea what you are talking about, but feel stupidly secure in knowledge that the Obmmunist wing of the democratik party will care for me.
I feel good about the uncertainty of my freedoms because the wealthy republikan class will suffer more than me in the glorious revolution of next Tuesday.
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities
I feel good about the uncertainty of my freedoms because the wealthy republikan class will suffer more than me in the glorious revolution of next Tuesday.
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities
10/1/2008, 6:18 pm
Comrade "Pul",
Our freedoms are not uncertain. You can be sure, the Obamessiah will see to it that our freedoms are secure. He will free us from our money. He will free us from our property. And he will free us from having to think for ourselves. Indeed, January 9, 2008 will be a glorious day for the revolution!
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ZB
Our freedoms are not uncertain. You can be sure, the Obamessiah will see to it that our freedoms are secure. He will free us from our money. He will free us from our property. And he will free us from having to think for ourselves. Indeed, January 9, 2008 will be a glorious day for the revolution!
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ZB
10/1/2008, 9:18 pm
You are correct; I am shamed, and reporting for re-education with shovel right now.
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