12/21/2006, 5:02 pm
It was all "for the children"Alva forgot that, in our definition of Hitler in the People's Glossary we had set a strict rule stipulating that "any such discussions should only be allowed to Party-approved professors of progressive science," so that untrained puny-minded weak liberals (UPMWL) wouldn't trespass into an ideological minefield and blow up the carefully constructed progressive defenses - which is what Alva just did, being the aforementioned UPMWL.
We wouldn't be concerned with what's written in Alva's blogspeck if this was not a recurrent theme of many a diatribe issued lately by the UPMWL, from Alva all the way to George Soros.
So we asked Alva a follow-up question: Which socialist pundit he thinks said this:

In addition, here are just some selected points of the NSDAP* Program composed by Adolf Hitler and Anton Drexler. They were publicly presented on 24 February 1920 "to a crowd of almost two thousand and every single point was accepted amid jubilant approval." (Mein Kampf, Volume II, Chapter I). Unlike Alva, we didn't have to resort to any tricks like substituting the name of an ethnic group with an ideology, etc.
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* NSDAP = The National-Socialist German Workers Party (Die Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei)
- We demand that the State shall make it its primary duty to provide a livelihood for its citizens.
- The abolition of incomes unearned by work.
- The breaking of the slavery of interest
- Personal enrichment from war must be regarded as a crime against the nation. We demand therefore the ruthless confiscation of all war profits.
- We demand the nationalization of all businesses which have been formed into corporations (trusts).
- We demand profit-sharing in large industrial enterprises.
- We demand the extensive development of insurance for old age.
- We demand the passing of a law for the expropriation of land for communal purposes without compensation
- The State must consider a thorough reconstruction of our national system of education. The aim of the school must be to give the pupil, beginning with the first sign of intelligence, a grasp of the nation of the State (through the study of civic affairs).
- The State must ensure that the nation's health standards are raised by protecting mothers and infants, by prohibiting child labor.
- We demand the abolition of the mercenary army and the foundation of a people's army.
- The publishing of papers which are not conducive to the national welfare must be forbidden.
- Our nation can achieve permanent health only from within on the basis of the principle: The common interest before self-interest.
- To put the whole of this program into effect, we demand the creation of a strong central state power
So there you have it: "The common interest before self-interest." That is the spirit of Hitler's program.

It was all for the children of the toiling masses
It is the thrill of the free-fall morality of wealth redistribution that stirs the crowds - be it Moscow, Berlin, Havana, Caracas, or New York, inspiring them to go on sacrificial crusades in the name of THE COMMON GOOD™ at the expense of the isolated and demonized groups of "exploiting bloodsuckers," whoever they are.

That, along with Hitler's belief in the virtues of vegetarianism and non-smoking must be kept as Party's best-kept secret, out of bounds for the puny-minded weak liberals like Alva. That is why all the UPMWL in the audience are hereby commanded immediately to erase this information both from their heads and their computers, not necessarily in that order.
All you are allowed to remember is that any discussions about Hitler and his "struggle" should only be allowed to Party Leaders and tenured professors of progressive science. It's needed for THE COMMON GOOD™. It's always for THE COMMON GOOD™.







