The People's Cube - Political Satire

Reinforcing his image of an exceptional orator and a formidable debater, Barack Obama used the controversy surrounding his pastor's provocative sermons to deliver a major speech aimed at uniting Americans regardless of racial, religious, or sexual identity, and bringing them all together for the common cause of fighting capitalism, private property, individualism, self-sufficiency, and other harmful prejudices that stand in the way of change and hope for a better and monolithic America.

"I can no more disown Reverend Wright than I can disown class struggle and redistribution of wealth," said charismatic Obama who is believed to stand above the racial divide. His speech was often interrupted by a thunderous applause from the audience of political activists and news reporters, so united in their eagerness that it was impossible to tell one from the other.

"Everything I know about the failings of this country's domestic and foreign policies I have learned from my spiritual mentor Jeremiah Wright, who convinced me of the need for change and gave me the audacity of hope," continued the presidential hopeful, who had been conceived by a Kenyan father and raised by his mother's family of typical European persons. "Everything I know about my identity and where it stands in the general scheme of skins - uh, scheme of things - I have learned from my pastor.

"Everything I know about Christianity I learned from him. He told me how the world started: in the beginning was class struggle. Then the Whites conspired to oppress the Blacks. He taught me a lot of other things about the Bible. Thanks to him I became a typical Christian and a typical Wright person.

"He led me to the Word of God with an inspiring story of a homeless African-American urban activist named Jesus Christ, who advocated for higher taxes, reparations, and government redistribution of earthly belongings. Like many inner-city Blacks, he was born in the slums to a teenage mother and had never seen his real father. Despite being oppressed and discriminated against, Christ was helping the poor by demanding government handouts. But the White-supremacist government only gave them crack cocaine and infected them with the AIDS virus, which had been invented specifically for that purpose. As Christ was tending to the AIDS victims he himself became infected through needle sharing. Then he tried to find his father, but was constantly subjected to racial profiling, and then was arrested, tortured, and crucified.

"Now, having attended some of the best White schools in America I haven't seen such racism personally - but I know this to be a typical fate of many young Black males in this country because Reverend Wright says so. It truly is the greatest story ever told, and any church that has a different take on it, is divisive and racist. This is where my plan for change comes in. We will only heal as a nation when all our churches begin to teach Jeremiah Wright's version, which is the only true Bible.

"I have been attending his sermons for the last 20 years along with my wife and my two daughters whom I love dearly, and every time we learn something new - about the Tower of Babel and the controlled demolition theory, the bilingual writing on the wall, Jonah who saved the whale, Noah who built an ark to survive Global Warming, or a government program that fed the multitudes with five whole grain loaves and two non-endangered fishes. Who knew Christianity could be so up-to-date and instructive?

"Take the story about the typical Jewish person named Moses and his crusading band of Zionist aggressors who ambushed the disenfranchised Egyptian freedom fighters in what became known as the 'Red Sea Massacre.' I know that Israel is our close ally and all that, but every friendship has its limits - and my patience with the Jews is running thin. One more strike against the Palestinians and I'm going to disown them.

"I may disagree with some of Rev. Wright's extreme statements, but you can no more judge this great man by a few soundbites than you can say that the milk is rancid after only a few sips. Obviously you have to drink the entire carton before you can make a judgment whether it's rancid or not. That's why I urge you to listen to the entire DVD of Jeremiah Wright's sermons before passing judgment about his underlying philosophy.

"Would you throw away old egg salad just because its foul smell may disturb someone? I wouldn't," Obama concluded to continuous cheers and ovations from his supporters. "I would simply change the expiration date on the packaging with a marker and feed it to my two adorable daughters whom I love dearly. Whether they like it or not, we can always discuss it later - in a friendly and thoughtful conversation at home or on the way to the community hospital, whatever the case may be."

After the speech the inspired audience was treated to a pile of rancid egg salad sandwiches and cartons of curdled milk with expiration dates ranging from 1964 to 1968, which they eagerly consumed without questioning their taste or smell, because who are they to judge the content of anything before they have consumed it in its entirety?

Da. I am moved to tears by this display of Political angst. So hard he tries to be one of the Bourgeois, a member of the Party in good standing, but his Marxist principles fail him in the final accounting. He must be able to completely disown and indeed even banish to the hinterlands (with shovel) all those who present a problem for him. Solving of problems should be accomplished with ruthless efficiency. He made good effort throwing 'typical European heritage' type Grandmother under train and bus but failed to commit final Coup De Grace with former Zampolit the right Rev Wright of semi autonomous Church of Karl Marx and Martyrs of the Revolution. He has much to learn from Glorious AHE who will show him error of his ways and banish him to never before heard of places (w / o shovel) in unknown locations. (Perhaps Marcy Park)

Power to the troddendown and dogs from Iraq that reunite with their masters.

Red Square wrote:but you can no more judge this great man by a few soundbites than you can say that the milk is rancid after only a few sips. Obviously you have to drink the entire carton before you can make a judgment whether it's rancid or not.

ROTFLMAO brilliant! Oh, I mean truer words have never been spoken.

Changing diapers brings out the best in me.

Enough with the talking, already. As a "typical white person" I'm aching to get back to the BUSINESS of oppressing the masses, especially the masses of color. I'm going into my basement right now to manufacture some cocaine and HIV/AIDS virus. Nobody had better bother me until I'm done.

My whiteness has obviously triumphed over party teachings. The only thing that can save me now is if my "white guilt" kicks in.

I'm going to show my faith by drinking down a whole bottle of vodka. In fact, I'll drink the whole case just to show how much of a believer I am!

But the true test of my faith will be watching all of Battlefield Earth from start to finish, before I can truly say whether it's John Travolta's worst movie ever.

I shall run to "The National-Socialist Church of Exalted Black Panthers" and denounce my whiteness immediately!!!

I have faith.

Faith in the knowledge that Our Beloved Many Titted Empress, Hillary Rodham Clinton, will teach this Pretender to the Throne that he is nothing more than a wannabe.

Show him the true meaning of HATE and listen to his screams of pain and suffering, Your Excellency! Send forth Your husband and the First Black President, Bill, to teach the drooling masses who truly runs the Democrat Party. Show this wannabe the true power of the Dark side and the Supreme Superdelegate.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: But the true test of my faith will be watching all of Battlefield Earth from start to finish, before I can truly say whether it's John Travolta's worst movie ever.

All the more reason to go for Battlefield 2142.

This brings up an interesting question. What is a white person suppose to do? Become slaves to the blacks? Jump off a cliff? Or is just taking all their money through taxes good enought? This also brings up another interesting question, am I exempt because I am a fox? I have worked very hard to build up what I got in your world. If what I have worked for is threatend by the 2008 elections (which no matter what, it will be to a certian extent), then I will take what I can and move back into my world.

Premier Betty wrote: All the more reason to go for Battlefield 2142.

{character off} sweet, more future battles! I got to finish Sim Socities first before I get another game though.
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Ohh! Me thinks that there are a few good ideas for the American military in here. I need to get R&D on this right away.

BF 2142 is just a futuristic and prettier version of BF2. I gots BF2 and it is good.

Indeed I am a White Heterosexual Male, but I did not feel guilty about it.

Until now.

Thanks to Comrades Obama and Wright, today I feel guilty for being born. Never mind the fact that I did not get to choose who my parents were. I was born, and it's my fault!!!!

--
ZB

Bronzing pills!!!! This is the answer to rid ourselves of our evil whiteness!!! It worked for C. Thomas Howell in "Soul Man." Finally, I will get the chance to blame whitey for my own failings!!!

I am ashamed that my parents had the audacity to bring me forth unto this depraved and evil world. Why oh why didn't they abort me before my miserable existence created irreversible harm to our great planet? Why am I cursed to have been born to an evil American Warrior who participated in the last great Patriotic War and an American Socialist Employee who only wanted to raise their mediocre offspring and give them a moral upbringing? Am I doomed to living my moribund life forever searching for acceptance by the oppressed minorities within my own country? Are there any training grounds besides the Government created Ghettos that I may go to for Re-education to correct my evil thoughts that all men and women are entitled to the fruits of their labors and merit the rewards they have reaped through the energy they have expended through legal and lawful labor? Please show me the line where I can get all I need or want for free and the bill is paid by other oppressive Masters. I will struggle through my own edjewmacation and hope the money doesn't run out till I am through spending everyone elses share. Thank you Mr. Bar.H.O. Now please shut up and sit down like a good little first term neophyte Senator should. Long lie Billary Obama. The chosen Two!

I think my name says it all.

WhoLeo wrote:I am ashamed that my parents had the audacity to bring me forth unto this depraved and evil world. Why oh why didn't they abort me before my miserable existence created irreversible harm to our great planet? Why am I cursed to have been born to an evil American Warrior who participated in the last great Patriotic War and an American Socialist Employee who only wanted to raise their mediocre offspring and give them a moral upbringing? Am I doomed to living my moribund life forever searching for acceptance by the oppressed minorities within my own country? Are there any training grounds besides the Government created Ghettos that I may go to for Re-education to correct my evil thoughts that all men and women are entitled to the fruits of their labors and merit the rewards they have reaped through the energy they have expended through legal and lawful labor? Please show me the line where I can get all I need or want for free and the bill is paid by other oppressive Masters. I will struggle through my own edjewmacation and hope the money doesn't run out till I am through spending everyone elses share. Thank you Mr. Bar.H.O. Now please shut up and sit down like a good little first term neophyte Senator should. Long lie Billary Obama. The chosen Two!

I am moved to tears Comrade. (Sitting on Pin I think) Truly you grasp the essentials here. Apologize for everything admit all wrongs {Being Born, Being White [shudder] Being Heterosexual and obviously filthy rich with Lucre earned off backs of proletariat} and request dispensation from AHE. (Who will probably not grant it, so have shovel hand ready)
As I am an Erie Indian (well 1/4) (card carrying) I cannot identify with your whiteness but I can understand it. Let them get you down it is only when you have reached bottom that you can truly rise to higher levels. Perhaps you can spend more time in tanning bed and become less than white?
I would suggest Training Ground of Oklahoma Indian Reservation but it is doubtfull you would survive one week. (They would take all your money trust me {sotto voice---they gamble}[all the time]
You must learn to stand in line as do all the others and collect someone else's Social Security or Medicare then drive your SUV home after paying the Valet to being it back and complain about how little it is and how the price of living off others has risen. Join the Dummycrat Democrat Party (Extension of Karl Marx incubation party of 'A Little Socialism at a time' ) and vote for AHE who will make all things Wright, Oops that's BHO isn't it? Ahem, August HE will make all things equal especially your paycheck which she will divide equally among troddendown and poor pipples who can only afford one plasma TV and 2nd hand IPOD.
Then you can truly know redemption and the Tax Collector. Remember it is all for the common good.
Power to the troddendown and soon to be former Philly Mayors.

filthywhitemaleheteropig wrote:I think my name says it all.

Proud of it! Da?
Power to the troddendown and Tibetans who don't have a snowballs chance in hell.

This still does not answer my question though, what about me? I am not a white male. I am a blue-colored fox. Am I exempt because I am a fox? I have heard Red use that argument. Or because I am rich and own a corperation I don't get the same benifits?


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Premier Betty wrote:BF 2142 is just a futuristic and prettier version of BF2. I gots BF2 and it is good.

Yes, but the whole "oohh" "ahh" factor for me is that it is future. Mees likes thingys that hover and shoot out pretty lights.

You are not exempt because you are a filthy kkkapitalist who profits off of the losses of those you extort.

[karakter off]

Halo is futuristic....

And on a topic more closely related to the original content of this thread:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=pPThJIL1r_8

Found it while looking for the video in the post above.

Of course Jesus was african-american,
These why he called everyone "brother".

Premier Betty wrote:BF 2142 is just a futuristic and prettier version of BF2. I gots BF2 and it is good.

Well battlefield 1942/desert combat/pirates aint too bad either

Damn...

Can't we vote for the comrade above?? Veep for HRC maybe? His intelligence goes wasted if not spent on spending OPM to further the causes of "das peoples".

Bah!
BF2?
Try Planetside! https://www.planetside.com
That's what I play!
:}

I forget, what was subject line?
Power to the troddendown and Oldtimers disease.

The book of Obama (Obile)

Obama 1:1 Blessed is he who contributeth unto the campaign of Obama for he shall receive CHANGE™.

1:2 Be thou not as the typical white person for he donateth money unto the Republican Pary, yah, even the elephant of Satan.

Ah. Yes. Now I don't remember.
Power to the troddendown and fast moving Monks.

Premier Betty wrote:You are not exempt because you are a filthy kkkapitalist who profits off of the losses of those you extort.

[karakter off]

Halo is futuristic....

[karakter off]

I know, Halo is sw33t! I guess it is kinda weird that I am such a fan of the game and have not played it. But I did read the prequeal book to the first game. Even if you are not into books, this one is execllent.

There are a bunch of books. My friends have them and I need to borrow them. And don't worry, my friend is a huge fan of Half Life 2 and he hasn't played it either.

I've heard a lot about which game is the best, most people think the first on is, but the second dominated for a while, and now it's the 3rd one that is biggest online.

LoneRedStar wrote: Well battlefield 1942/desert combat/pirates aint too bad either

I still need to download the Forgotten Hope 2 mod for BF2. It's too big to download at home and still be alive by the time it finishes, and I haven't been able to get it anywhere else.

rightwingmac wrote: Bah!
BF2?
Try Planetside! https://www.planetside.com
That's what I play!
:}

Jeez! When did that game come out? 1782?!?

Comrade Hasan wrote:The book of Obama (Obile)

Obama 1:1 Blessed is he who contributeth unto the campaign of Obama for he shall receive CHANGE™.

1:2 Be thou not as the typical white person for he donateth money unto the Republican Pary, yah, even the elephant of Satan.

Comrade one cannot make CHANGE™ in the offering plate

Submitted by Doug Ross -
http://directorblue.blogspot.com/2008/0 ... eared.html

Here is my favorite opinion on the typical white person.


(This is from Tavis Smiley's 2008 State of the Black Union event)

No wonder you like Dick Gregory, Chairman. It sounded very familiar. In many a rant of yours have I heard this passion, this cadence, this unrelenting truthiness.

Admit Dick Gregory is your mentor, Chairman. Admit he is your spiritual adviser and pastor of 20 years!

And finally, lead and magnesium. Just how much lead and magnesium do you think the White man put into your appliances, Chairman? And what did it turn you into? I think the entire collective would like to hear from you about that.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Here is my favorite opinion on the typical white person.

umm I don't get it...

Splendid Photoshop! I especially like the subtle juxtaposition of the second word of the title above Bill's billing...masterful manipulation of the subliminal. You even have Omaba thrashing to the LEFT!

As a Typical White Person (TWP) I can attest to debilitating guilt, angst and irritable bowel syndrome because of crimes committed by my imperialist, greed-consumed ancestors. Thanks so much for bringing it up!

Come on, Jackie Mason, tell us how you really feel about Obama and his pastor...

I must break you.

Lookee there. Barack done lost his arm.
Er Ahem Harumph.
Da. Comrade (Is he comrade now?) Obamasinki has lost left arm during transition from AmeriKan Flag to Flag of Chevist.
Perhaps Hillary san has somewhat succeeded in assassination plot. (Piece by Piece?)

It's a trick of the bourgeois enemy state run media. They are hiding the fist of Uncle Big Ear (A simple agrarian lawyer) to show that he cannot hold it high in defiance of capitalistic tyranny! Rise up Uncle Big Ear! Do not let the enemies of the proletariat Photoshop your arm with impunity! Show them all that you are unafraid to wear the disgusting flag pin of the colonialist imperialist Iraq occupiers! Show them your superior red intellect with your knowledge of the 57 states! You are our savior! Yes we can! Hope and Change! Hope for Change! Hope I have some change left in my pocket after our revolution!

Da. Not likely though.

All of the above will apply on any day ending in Y.

Comrade obama is a muslim. He is not a Christian. I know this to be true because I saw him on his knees facing to the east. I could not see him very well because there was a man staning in front of him and acting all happy. Finally,,,the man walked away and gave dear leader a 20 dollar bill. I guess it was a campaign donation.